FUNNY WHATSAPP SMS"S AND MESSAGES

(1) 30 gm gold, 15 bolts, 2kg grass, 2nails, 5kg mud U MIGHT BE THINKING WHT R ALL THESE ?? THIS IS SCAN REPORT OF UR BRAIN…..

(2) Kaun banega crorepati program: AMITABH: what is ur father’s name? SARDAR: he laughed AMITABH:y r u laughing SARDAR: U HAVEN”T GIVEN THE OPTIONS.


(3) RAILWAY LO JOB VUNDI CHESTAVA?? SALARY: 70000 QUALI: ANY DEGREE 50% DUTY: TRAIN HEAD LIGHT PAGILINDHI; TORCH TISUKONI TRAIN MUNDHU PARIGETTALI…

(4) HOW AMAZING A MOTHER CAN MAKE HER SON INTELLIGENT IN 2O YEARS BUT A GIRL CAN MADE HIM FOOL WITH IN 2SEC BY USING THE WORD LOVE?

(5) GUDDODI CHETULO TORCH, MOOGODI CHETILO MIKE, CHEVITODI CHETILO RADIO&---@@!! NEECHATILO MOBILE KHARMA RA BABU KALI KALAM...

(6) NIKOKATI CHUPISTAAA 1 OK CHUSAAVUGAA REPU 2 CHUPISTAA...

(7) A DOCTOR AND NURCES R U WANT TO OPERATE A MENTAL PATIENT. BUT THE OPERATION WAS NOT STARTED BECAUSE THE PATIENT WAS READING THIS MESSAGE...

(8) FRIENDSHIP IS RELATIONSHIP BETWEENS EYE & HAND. WHEN HAND GETS INJURY EYE WILL CRY. WHEN EYE CRIES HAND WILL TRY TO WIPE IT. EYE IS U&HAND IS ME. MY FRIEND…

(9) SUMTIMES I FEEL WHAT I EARNED IN LIFE, MONEY?? NO!!! NAME?? NO!!! FAME?? NO!!! BUT I EARNED THE MOST PRECIOUS THING! NICE FRIEND LIKE UI….

(10) A LITTLE BIT CANGE FOR A REGULAR GOODNITE... HEY, BOOTA, PRETA, PISAACHA, SAKINI, DAKINI, KASMORA, AND JUST KEEP QUITE, UR BOSS IS GOING TO SLEEP...

(11) SWEET FRUITS ARE NICE 2 EAT. SWEET WORDS ARE EASY 2 SAY BUT SWEET PERSON IS HARD 2 FIND… MY GOODNESS! I GOT “U”...MY FRIEND …

(12) TEJATV LO, ETVLO, GEMINI TV LO, TV9 LO, NEWSPAPER LO, E-MAILS LO CHEBUDAAMANUKUNNAA KANI FINANCIAL PROBLEM CHETA MOBILE LO CHEBUTUNNAA **GOOD NIGHT**…

(13) SHAKEELA WANT TO COMMIT SUISIDE. SHE SAT ON A RAILWAY TRAC&STRECHED HER LEGS NEXT DAY BREAKING NEWS ONE TRAIN IS MISSED…..

(14) WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OWN WIFE & OTHERS WIFE OWN WIFE- CHOCALATE CAN EAT ANYTIME OTHERS WIFE- ICECREAM EAT QUICLY….

(15) LIFE IS ONLY ONCE, TODAY”S MOMENTS BECOME TOMORROWS MEMORY, ENJOY EVERY MOMENT GOOD OR BAD, BCOZ TODAY IS GIFT SO IT CALLED “PRESENT” ….

(16) LIFE LAUGHS AT U WHEN UR HAPPY…….. BUT LIFE SALUTES U WHEN U MAKES OTHERS HAPPY……..

(17) GO TO THE WINDOW, LOOK OT SIDE; SOME ONE IS WAITING FOR UR SMILE FOUND NAA…. YES “THE MOON” BCOZ I SENT THE MOON 2 SAY U “GOOD NIGHT”

(18) GANGULY: YOUR OUT FIELD IS NOT SUITABLE FOR ME, THE PITCH IS DRY THE GRASS IS NOT CUT WELL WIFE: THIS IS THE PITCH WHICH INZAMAM GOT 100

(19) ENTER THE PASSWORD TO TOUCH MY HEART * ** *** **** WRONG CODE! U HAV TOUCHED MY LEGS. ANYWAY, TAKE MY BLESSINGS – AYUSHMAN BHAVAA….

(20) CHINNA: WHY CHILDREN”S DAY HELD AT November 14. KANNA: AS IT COMES AFTER 9 MONTHS FROM FEBRAVARY 14…

DAUGH

(1) TER: MOTHER, WHEN SEE BOYS WITH OUT SHIRT, MY JACKET IS TIGHT. MOTHER: DOESN’T WORRY U GO WITH OUT JACKET; THEIR PANTS WILL BE TIGHT…

(2) SARDAR INDIAN FLAG KOSAM SHOP KI VELLADU... FLAG CHUSI SARDAR YEDO ADIGAADU. DHANIKI SHOP VAADU SHOCK AYYADU... GUESS WHAT??? SARDAR ASKED HIM INDULO COLOURS CHUPINCHANDI...

(3) TRUE FRIENDS ARE THOSE WHO CARE WITHOUT HESITATION… REMEMBER WITH OUT LIMITATION 4GIVE WITH OUT EXPLANATION & LOVE EVEN WID LITTLE COMMUNICATION….

(4) GALLILEO: GREAT MIND. EINSTEIN: GENIUS MIND. NEWTON: EXTRODINARY MIND. BILLGATES: BRILLIANT MIND. ME: MASTERMIND. YOU: NO MIND. PLZ DON’T MIND….

(5) HART RECIVE “LOVE “MINDS RECEIVE “WISDOM “HANDS RECEIVE “GIFTS” AND ONLY SPECIAL PEOPLE RECIVE MY MSG………

(6) 10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER” 1. SAVE TIME 2.CAN SLEEP WELL 3. DON’T HAVE TO BOTHER ABOUT MISSED CALLS 4. DON’T HAVE TO WORRY HOW U LOOK 5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURENT 6. NO BORING SMS I THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT 7. CAN THALK WITH ANY ONE 8. U WON’T HER MIGILINA RENDU MIKU TELUKADA ALANTIVI CHEPPAKUDADHU…

(7) STARS+MOON ROMANTIC NIGHT BIRDS+SKY LOVELY DAY FOREST+ANIMALS NATURAL WORLD U+UR SMILE BAABOI BOOCHII!!!

(8) L O V E : L{LAND OF SORROW} O {OCEAN OF TEARS} V {VALLY OF DEATH} E {END OF LIFE} NEVER FALL IN LOVE

(9) GOD ASKED ME, WHAT MAKES HAPPY? HE EXPECTED ME TO SAY WELTH&FAME. BUT SUDDENLY CELL BEEPED&UR SMS CAME... I SMILED& SAID “THIS MAKES ME HAPPY”..

(10) SARDAR IS GETTING DOWN AT EVERY STATION & WAS BUY TICKET 4NEXT STATION. MAN ASKED HIM “WHY R U DOUING LIKE THIS”? HE REPLIED DOCTOR ADVISED ME NOT 2 DO LONG JOURNEY….

(11) 7RULES TO BE HAPPY 1.NEVER HATE 2.DONT WORRY 3.LIVE SIMPLE 4.EXPECT LITTLE 5. GIVE A LOT 6. ALWAYS SMILE 7. HAVE A GOOD FRIEND LIKE ME

(12) SILENCE IS THE BEST WAY 2 AVOID MANY PROBLEMS... SMILE IS THE POWERFULL TOOL 2 SOLVES MANY PROBLEMS… SO HAVE A SILENT SMILES ALWAYS….

(13) TWO PEOPLE ARE ASKED ME UR DETAILS TODAY. I GIVE THEM UR ADDRESS AND UR CELL NUMBER. THEY WILL BE VISITING U SOON IN SOME TIME. THEIR NAMES R JOY&HAPPYNESS…

(14) CHIKEN—READY? YES BOSS. FISH—READY? YES BOSS. EGG—READY? YES BOSS. MUTTON—READY? NO BOSS… WHY?? BAKARA IS STILL READING THIS MSG BOSS….

(15) 24 SWEET HRS MAKE 1 SWEET DAY, 7SWEET DAYS MAKE 1 SWEET WEEK, 4 SWEET WEEKS MAKE 1 SWEET MONTH, BUT 1 FRIEND LIKE U MAKE A SWEET LIFEE…..

(16) WOMENS ARE MONKEYS... THEY WANT BANANAS... MANS ARE LIKE RATS... THEY WANT HOLES...

(17) THREE MONKEYS ARE ESCAPED FROM ZOOO. ONE FOUND DRINKIND COCA COLA SECOND ONE PLAYING CRICKET, THIRD ONE IS READIND THIS MSG…

(18) “WAYS TO DIE” 1. BUY A CUP OF POISION. 2. CUT WITH KNIFE. 3. HEAR UR VOICE 1 TIME:

(19) WIFE: HOW MUCH U LOVES ME. HUSBEND: LIKE SHAJHAHAN. WIFE: THEN WHEN WILL U BUILT A TAJMAHAL. HUSBEND: I HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT A LAND. IM WAITING FOR UR DEATH... 

(20) BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB BAAB INKA PRACTICE CHALU. UR SELECTED FOR VENUMADHAV”S ASSISTANCE POST IN POKIRI2

(21) L-LOVE, I-IMAGINATION, F_FRIEND, E_ENTERTAINMENT “LIFE” WILL BECOME “LIE” IF THERE IS NO”F” OF FRIEND: SO BE MY FRIEND FOR EVER 1.

(22) THIS IS A CRIME STORY, 5 FRIENDS LIVED IN A ROOM, NAMELY MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, SOMEBODY, NOBODY, AND ONEDAY SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY THAT TIME BRAIN WAS IN BATHROOM, MAD CALLED POLICE. MAD: IT’S THAT POLICE STATION? POLICE: WHAT THE MATTER? MAD: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY. POLICE: ARU MAD?. MAD: YES IM MAD, POLICE: DON’T HAVE U BRAIN, MADE: BRAIN IS IN BATHROOM, POLICE: U FOOL, MAD: NO FOOL IS READING THIS MSG……

(23) THE NUMERICAL VALUE OF L+O+V+E=54 BUT THE NUMERICAL VALUE OF F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108 LOVE+LOVE= FRIENDSHIP, SO FRIENDSHIP IS 2 TIMES GRATER THEN LOVE..

(24) I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY I AM A MONKEY SHH….. MELLAGAA ANUKO AVARAINA VINTAARUU…

(25) TWO LOVERS PLAN 2 SUCIDE BOY JUMPED FIRST, GIRL CLOSED EYES & RETURN BACK SAYING “LOVE IS BLIND”, BOY IN AIR OPEND HIS PARASHUTE SAYING “LOVE NEVER DIES”!!

(26) UR HERO, SANIA IS THE HEROINE, IM VILLAN, IN ONE SCENE I”LL KIDNAP & RAPE SANIA, BUT U STILLS A REAL HERO U MARRY SANIA, FILM NAME IS “NAAM TERA KAAM MERAA”...

(27) NUMBER MAGIC: IN UR CELL NUMBERS, LAST DIGIT X 2 ,+5, X50, +UR AGE, +365 & -615 THE LAST2DIGITS IS UR AGE &1ST NUMBER IS UR CELLS LAST NUMBER…JUST DO IT…….

(28) ANTS WARE BATHING&ELEPHANT JUMPED IN TO POOL ALL ANTS GOT OUT OF WATER, 1 ANT CLIMBED ON THE BACK OF THE ELEPHANT... ALL ANTS SHOUTED “MUNCHU RA NA KODUKUNI MUCHU”…..

(29) WHY DOES ALL MONKEYS SCRATCH ITS BODY????????????WHY?????????WHY???????WHY?????ANYWAY IT’S YOUR PERSONAL MATER…..I WONT INTERFERE….

(30) MUKESH SAID ANILAMBANI “I WANT 2 KISS UR WIFE. ANIL REPLIED, OK BUT 0.40RUPEES/MIN. ANIL”S WIFE SHOUTED, DOESN’T CHEET HIM, RELIANCE 2 RELIANCE IS FREE……..

(31) MALIIGAADU, GOLLIGAADU, CHETTAGAADU FRIENDS MALLIIGAADU 10TH CHADUVUTUNNAADUU, GOLLIGAADU INTER 1ST YEAR CHADUVUTUNNAADU, CHETTAGAADU READIND THIS MSG…

(32) U R WITH SWETTER ADHI CHALIKAALAM, U R WITH UR UMBRELLA ADHI VAANAAKAALAM, U R WITH COOLAER ADHI VESAVI KALAM, UR WITH UR LOVER ADHI POYAAKAALAM…

(33) EYES:2 LOOK AT U, HANDS:2 PRAY 4U, MIND:2 THINK OF U, HEART:2 CARE 4U, LIPS:2****U, LIPS:2 **S*U, LIPS2:*IS*U, LIPS:2 U WISH U…

(34) A SPECIAL QUECTION 2U. B HONEST WHILE ANSWERING. ANSWER IT BY SAYING “TELUSU” OR “TELIYADU” ONLY. “NEEKU SCREW LOOSE ANI ME FRIENDS KI TELUSAA????”

(35) IN A MEETING ADAVANI GAVE LOTUS 2 SONIA TO IMPRESS HER, SONIA SLAPPED HIM. ADVANI: Y DID U BEAT ME? SONIA: U GAVE UR PARTY SYMBOL, SO I GAVE MY PARTY SYMBLE..

(36) FLASH… BALAKRISHNA NEW FILM WITH MALLIKA SARVATH. TITTLE: SANKALO TUPAKI PAKKANA LAPAKI DIRECTION: R.NARAYANAMURTHY…

(37) SUN FEELS JELOUS AS UR FACE SHINES BRIGHTER THAN HIM. WATER MAKE FEELS JELOUS AS UR SMILE IS SO PURE THEN IT. MOON FEELS JEALOUS AS U R SOO COOL THAN IT…

(38) THE HAPPYNESS U GIVE MAKES U HAPPIER. THEN THE HAPPINESS U RECIVE.

(39) FRIENDSHIP IS NOT AN EXAM TO PASS OR FAIL, IT’S NOT A COMPITATION 2WIN OR LOOSE, IT’S A FEELING IN WHICH U CARE 4 SUM1 MORE U DO 4UR SELF…

(40) KAALI MSG PAMPUTUNNAA… TISUKO.. EDINA RASUKO...EMAINA CHESUKO.. EVAREKAINA PAMPUKO PANDAGA CHESUKO…

(41) A SINGANNA FELL IN LOVE WITH A NURSE. HE WANT 2WRITE A LETTER 2HER. HE THINK&THINK& WRITE LIKE THIS: I LOVE U SISTER!!

(42) EACH MOMENT OF UR LIFE IS A PICTURE, WHICH U HAD NEVER SEEN B4 N WHICH ULL NEVER C AGAIN SO AND ENJOY LIFE N MAKE EACH MOMEMNT BEAUTIFULL..!!!!

(43) BUY A SCOOTY, PICKUP A BEAUTY, DRINK FROOTY, and TAKE HER 2OOTY REMOVE HER NIGHTY, AND DO UR DUTY AFTER NINE MONTHES GET A CUTY...

(44) JUST IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT BOYS.;;;; THE ANSWER: MARKETS SILENT, STREETS EMPTY, THE POLICE AT REST, ALL MOBILE COMPNIES IN LOSS NO SMS, NO FLOWERS, NO VALENTAINES, NO CANDLES, NO PERFUMES, NO TRAVALING, ALL THE GIRLS DIRECT TO HEAVEN…

(45) WHAT IS LOVE? LOVE IS USA (UNDER SKIRT AREA), LOVE IS JAPAN (JUMPING AND PUMPING ALL NIGHT), LOVE IS AFRICA (AFTER FUCKING REST IN COOL AREA)…

(46) 1MSG RECIVED, 1PERSON SENT IT, 1MONKEY IS READING IT, MONKEY ANGRY NOW, MONKEY IS STILL READING INKA EEMI LEDU…

(47) CAN I SPELL S_UCESS WITHOUT U? OR C_TE? OR H_MBLE? OR F_TURE? OR TR_ST? WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT U?  IM PRO_D 2HAV FRIEND LIKE YO_?

(48) ENGLISH TEACHER: “ONE CUTE AND YOUNG GIRL WALKING ON THE ROAD.” CHANGE THIS IN TO AN EXCLAMATORY SENTENCE. STUDENT: “HEY MAMA SUPER FIGURE RA”

(49) ANVESHINCHEDHI MANISHI, AAKARSHINCHDHI MANASU, ANDANIDHI AAKASAM, AAGANIDHI KAALAM, ANTHARINCHI POYEDHI JIVITHAM, ANUNITHYAM TODUNDEDHI SNEHAM.

(50) ADVANTAGES OF BREAST MILK, A. NO NEED TO BOIL. B. CAT CANNOT STEAL. C. AVAILABLE IN ATTRACTIVE CONTAINERS. D. LIKED BY ALL AGE GROUP. E. EK PAR EK FREE.

(51) SARDAR AGAIN….SITTING IN HIS TV ROOM AND THINKING HARD. WIFE: ASKS KYA SOCHTE HO? SARDAR: YE STAR TV WALE KO KAISE PATA CHALTA HAI KI “UR WATCHING STAR TV”!! 

(52) A SARDAR ENTER LADIS TOILET AND THE LADY INSIDE SCREAMS “THIS IS 4LADIES ONLY” SARDAR PULL DOWN HIS PANTS ANS SAYS “THIS IS ALSO 4LADIS ONLY”.

(53) RINA: WHAT IS DEFFERENCE BETWEEN BOYS&GIRLS? TINA: BOYS ARE NAUGHTY.WE ARE BEAUTY. RINA: THEY ARE LIER. WE ARE FIRE. TINA: THEY HAVE CHEST WE HAVE BREAST. RINA: THEY HAVE MUSCLE.WE HAVE NIPPLE. TINA: THEY HAVE NIGHT FALL.WE HAVE 2BIG BALLS. RINA: THEY HAVE A BIG POLE. WE HAVE A BIG HOLE. TINA: THEY CAN FIGHT.WE CAN BITE. RINA: THEY CAN FUCK.WE CAN SUCK. TINA: THEY ARE BRILLIANT. WE ARE PREGNANT.

(54) SLEEPING DURATIN: FOR WOMEN: 5HRS, FOR MEN: 6HRS, FOR CHILDREN: 7HRS, 4MONKEY: 8HRS. HELLOO MY DEAR! UR 8HRS IS OVER!!

(55) BIOLOGY TEACHER ASKS STUDENT TO DRAW THE FEMALE REPRODUCIVE SYSTEM A GIRL FEELS SHY AND LOOKS DOWN. A NAUGHTY BOY SHOUTS…..MISS SHE IS COPPYING. 

(56) 10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT U! 1. UR A SPECIAL PERON WITH A WONDERFULL HEART.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.ENOUGH ONE JOKE PER DAY.OK

(57) 21ST CENTURY LFE′LESS”NESS….!! OUR COMUNICATION-WIRELESS, OUR TELEPHONE-CORDLESS, OUR COOKING-FIRELESS, OUR YOUTH-JOBLESS, OUR FOOD-FATLESS, OUR LABOUR-EFFORTLESS, OUR CONDUCT-WORTHLESS, OUR RELATION-LOVELESS, OUR ATTITUDE-CARELESS, OUR FEELINGS-HARTLESS, OUR POLITICS-SHAMELESS, OUR EDUCATIN-VALUELESS , OUR AGRUMENTS-BASELESS, OUR BOSSES-HOPELESS, FINALLY, OUR SALARY-VERYLESS, THIS MESSAGE-MEANINGLESS, AND THE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS-USELESS.

(58) DON’T LOVE A FRIEND LIKE A FLOWER, --- ;---;< @ BECAUSE A FLOWER DIES IN HOUR. LOVE THEM LIKE A RIVER, BECAUSE A RIVER----____-----____------ FLOWS FOREVER.

(59) VIRABUSINA VENNELA KARIGIPOTUNDHI, VIKASINCHINA PUSHPAM VAADIPOTUNDHI, KAANI CHIGURINCHINA SNEHAM CHIRAKAALAM MIGILIPOTUNDHI….

(60) BE COOL AS ICE!, BE CLEAR AS WATER!, BE PURE AS MILK!, BE SOFT AS BABY!, BE CUTE AS YOU!, SO THAT YOU CAN BE SMART FOR EVER LIKE “ME”.

(61) 7TIPIS TO BE HAPPY. 1. NEVERLATE. 2. DON’T CHEAT. 3. LIVE SIMPLE. 4. EXPECT LITTLE. 5. WORK MORE. 6. ALLWAYS SMILE. &&7.HAVE a FRIEND LIKE ME.

(62) NO ONE IS BORN HAPPY, BUT EVERY ONE IS BORN WITH ABILITY TO CREATE HAPPINIESS, SO TODAY MAKES EVERY ONE HAPPY BY FLASHING UR SWEETEST SMILE.

(63) ONE DAY A MAN HAD DREAM THAT SOMEONE KILLED HIM. NEXT DAY HE CLEARED HIS BANKBALENCE. WHY?? BECEAUSE, IN THE BANT IT WAS WRITTEN “WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE”.

(64) INTERVIEW: BOSS: WHERE R U BORN? SINGANNA: ANAKAPALLI. BOSS: WHICH PART? SINGANNA: YENTI WHICH PART? SAALE WHOLE BODY WAS BORN IN ANAKAPALLI.

(65) SOMEONE LOVES U, CARING U, PROTECTCTING U GUESS WHO????????? YOUR STREET DOG.

(66) >>-----> >>-----> PO BAANAM PO, POI NAKU REPLAY PAMPAMANI VARI BRAIN LO GUCHHU. <---- back="" boss="" br="" brain="" come="" have="" no="" r="" sorry="" they="" u="" why="">
(67) SMILE IS A LANGUAGE OF LOVE. SMILE IS A SOURCE TO WIN HARTS. SMILE CREATS GREATNESS IN UR PERSONALITY. SO “BRUSH UR TEETH” ATLEAST TODAY.

(68) DO U WANT TO KNOW WHO LOVES U MORE… GO TO WRITE MSG ACTIVE DICTIONARY ENGLISH ON AND PRESS 668437 BUTTONS U WILL B SURPRISED…

(69) BEST GIFT =Z=I=N=D=G=I BEST EHSAS =K=H=U=S=H=I= BEST FEELING =P=Y=A=R= BEST RELATION =D=O=S=T=I= BEST PERSON =H=U=M= BEST FRIEND =T=U=M=.

(70) LAKA LAKA LAKA RAJADHIRAJA, RAJAMARTHANDA, RAGAGAMBHIRA, MAHARAJASRI, SRI SRI “ABHIRAM” GARU ALREADY NIDRA POVUCHUNNAARAHOOOO.

(71) IN LIFE 5 THINGS CAN COME AT ANY TIME… MONKEY, FRIENDSHIP, LOVE, DEATH AND???????.......... MY SMS.. OH OH…

(72) A DRUNKEN SINGANNAA WAS CREATING NUSANCE N HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE COURT. JUDGE SAID “ORDER, ORDER” SINGANNA REPLIED “ONE MC DOWELL WITH SODA AND 3KINGS PLEASE”.

(73) ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?? TO KNOW THE ANSWER SEES DOWN...
NOT HERE U FOOLS….

(74) TEN GIRLS JUMPED IN TO SWIMMING POOL. ALL WATER DISAPPEARED WHY? WHY?.................................... ANSWER,………………… NEW WHISPER ULTRA ABSORBED ALL.
(75) BHARATIYUDU KILLS INJUSTICE TAGORE KILLS CORRUPTION APARICHITUDU KILLS NEGILIGENCE MANMADHA KILLS FLIRTS RAJANIKANTH KILLS DEVILS ONLY BALAYYA KILLS AUDIENS.

(76) A PROTITUTE, A MAN AND A GUY, WERE ARGUING AS TO WHO IS THE BEST. PROSTITUTE SAYS: I SATISFY MEN. MAN SAYS I SATISFY WOMEN. COME ON SAY SOMETHING…


(77) I WISH A WISH 4U IT’S A WISH I WISH 4FEW, THE WISH I WISH 4U IS THAT ALL UR WISHES COME TRUE SO KEEP WISHING AS MY BEST WISHES ARE ALWAYS WITH U.. HAVE A………..

(78) MY MOBILE GET AN ACCIDENT WITH MOTORALA, ADIMITTED IN LG HOSPITAL, SAMSUNGNAGAR, DR.NOKIA SAYS SPICE IS SERIOUS. SMS NEEDED. SO PLZ DONATE SMS… PLZ TAKE CARE..

(79) JUDGE: WHY DO U WANT DIVORCE? MAN: SHE DOESNOT SATISFY ME ON BED. JUDGE ASKED HER JUDGE: IS IT TRUE MADEM? LADY: DAMIT!! THE WHOLE COLONY IS HAPPY, ONLY THIS PERSON DOSNT LIKE………….

(80) BOSS: OH RITA, YOU HAVE TYPED AS LANGAPPA INSTEAD OF LINGAPPA RITA: OH SIR, WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? BOSS: SIMPLE RITA, REMOVE LANGA AND INSERT LIGA.

(81) WIFE IS A “RECEVIED CALL” NIGHBOUR GIRL IS “DIALED CALL” AUNTY IS “MISSED CALL” LOVER IS “WAITING CALL” WOUDBE IS “FIXED CALL” BUT FRIENDSHIP IS “FEVICOL”.

(82) GUD TIME, BAD TIME, DAY TIME, NIGHT TIME, WORK TIME, OFF TIME, HAPPY TIME, SAD TIME, SLEEP TIME, ANY TIME MY FRIENDSHIP WILL BE “LIFE TIME”.

(83) A DOCTOR CAN SAVE MY LIFE. A LAWYER CAN DEFEND MY LIFE. A SOLDER CAN GIVE ME A PEACESULL LIFE. BUT ONLY A FRIEND LIKE U CAN GIVE ME UR WIFE…

(84) 2PIGS THALKING WHILE EATING. 1ST: AREY MANAM ROJU INTHA MANDHINI THINTAM MARI MANADI YEVARU THINTAARURA? 2ND: YE VURUKO BEY TINETAPPUDU GALEEZ MATALU MAATLADAKU...

(85) NIGHT IS SILENT, NIGHT IS BEAUTIFULL, NIGHT IS CALM, and NIGHT IS QUITE…. BUT NIGHT IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT WISHING U.

(86) I AM GIVING A GOLDEN CHANCE FOR U, TO ACT IN A FILM, A HERO, U R THE PRODUCER/HERO, I AM A DIRECTOR. DOES U KNOW WHAT IS TITTLE? NANNU NAMMKO UNNADI AMMUKO…

(87) SNEHAM ANEDHI OKA BHAVAM. BHAVAM ANEDHI OKA PRANAM. PRANAM ANEDHI OKA ROOPAM. AAROOPAM NEVAITHEY NUVVE NA LOKAM.

(88) GOD CREATED HEAT AND CALLED IT SUN. HE CREATED ENTERTAIN AND CALLD IT MOON. HE CREATED U AND CALLED IT MY HEART.

(89) I FEEL THE FEEL U FEEL, DO U FEEL THE FEEL THE FEEL I FEEL, I ALSO FEEL THE FEEL U FEEL, SO THAT U CAN BOTH FEEL THE SAMEFEEL THAT WE ARE FRIENDS.

(90) A FLOWER NEVER KNOWS HOW BEAUTIFULL IT IS. A SEA NEVER KNOWS HOW DEEP IT IS. U NEVER KNOW HOW VALUABLE UR 2 ME ALWAYS AS MY SWEET FRIEND.

(91) GOD SAW U HUNGRY, HE CREATED DOMINOS PIZZA. HE SAW U THRISTY, HE CREATED PEPSI. HE SAW IN DARK, HE CREATED LIGHT. HE SAW OF WITHOUT PROBLEMS, HE CREATED U.

(92) JOCK OF THE TODAY! RICKY : NENU NINNU LOVE CHESTUNNANU PARIPODAMA… GIRL: CHEPPU TEGUDDHI RICKY: PARAVALEDU CHETILO PATTUKUNI PARIGETTU…

(93) REMEMBERENCE IS THE SWEETEST FLOWER IN THE GARDEN OF FRIENDSHIP. A FRIEND IS A PERSON WHO NEVER THINKS OF THE LAST 3LETTERS OF WORD “FRIEND”.

(94) I HAVE A SPECIAL DINNER4U. A GLASS OF GOOD LUCK, A BOWL OF SMILES, A PLATE FULL OF HAPPINESS AND A KNIFE 2CUT ALL WORRIES AWAY 2HAVE SWEET DREAMS.

(95) A SQUARE HAS 4ENDS, A TRIANGLE HAS 3ENDS, A SIGMENT HAS 2ENDS, BUT UR FRIENDSHIP HAS NO END.

(96) EVERY SECOND GOD REEMBER U. EVERY MINUTE GOD CANT MISS U,EVERY HOUR GOD CARES 4U, BCOZ EVERYDAY I PRAY 2GOD 2TAKE CARE OF U.

(97) A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J A: UR ATTRACTIVE. B: UR BRILLIANT. C: UR COURAGE. D: UR DEAR2ME. E: UR EXELLANT. . F: UR FUNNY. G: UR GREAT. H, I, J HELLO, IAM, JOCKING.

(98) THE SKY IS FULL OF GOLDEN STARS SHINNING IN THE LIGHT OF THE MOON, BUT THE MOST BEAUTIFULL LIGHT I SEE IN UR EYES.

(99) FRIENDSHIP IS A SILENT GIFT OF NATURE… MORE OLD-MORE STRONG… MORE DEEP-MORE CLEAR…MORE CLOSER-MORE WARM… & LESS WORDS MORE UNDERSTANDING.

(100) TONIGHT I STOLE A STAR. IAM GIVING IT 2U MU FRIEND SO U WILL KNOW HOW SPARKLINGLY SPECIAL YOU ARE 2ME!

(101) HEART BEATS 72 TIMES PER MINUTE PER MINUTE EVEN IF UR HEART BEATS ONLY 1 TIME PER MINUTE U CAN LIVE BCOZ MY HEART BEATS 71 TIMES 4U. THAT’S “FRIENDSHIP”.

(102) WALK WITH ME WHEN YOUR HEART NEEDS COMPANY TALK 2ME WHEN U FEEL ALONE TRUST ME WHEN UR HEART BEATS MORE THINK OF ME WHEN EVER U NEED A TRUE FRIEND.

(103) 7WONDERS OF THE WORLD GUESS 7TH ME, 6TH MY STYLE, 5TH MY SMILE, 4TH MY NATURE, 3RD MY PERSONALITY, 2ND MY SMS AND 1ST MY FRIEND IT’S U.

(104) IMPORTENCE OF FRIEND IN OUR LIVES IS LIKE THE IMPOTENCE OF OUR HEARTBEATS. THOUGH THEY ARE NOT VISIBLE THEY SILENTLY LAND U GIFT OF LIFE.

(105) GOD KNOWS THE VALUE OF THE HEART, SO HE CREATED LOVE, HE KNOWS THE VALUE OF NIGHT, SO HE CREATED DREAMS, AND HE KNOWS THE VALUE OF FRIEND SO HE CREATED ME 4U.

(106) SINGANNA: I WANT A CURTAIN 4MY COMPUTER. SHOP KEEPER: SIR COMPUTER DOESN’T NEED A CURTAIN. SINGANNA: OYE HELLO, I GOT WINDOWS IN MY COMPUTER.

(107) WHEN U COUNT UR BEST FRIENDS, U MAY NOT COUNT ME. WHEN U COUNT UR CLOSES FRIENDS, U MAY NOT COUNT ME. BUT WHEN U REALLY NEEDS A FRIEND…..JUST START COUNTING FROM ME.

(108) BIO-DATA NAME: SHAKEELA, WORK: SEX, PLACE: KERALA, WEIGHT: 109KG, HEIGHT: 5.6FEET, HOBBY: ACTING IN SEX MOVIES ID: SHAKEELA@SANGHASEVA.COM HUSBEND: READIND THIS MSG…

(109) FRESH FLOWERS ARE WAITING TO DISTURB U. HOT COFFE IS WAITING TO TASTE UR LIPS. SUN, BIRDS, COOLAIR ALL LOOKING AT UR WINDOW TO SAY GOODMORNING.

(110) FINGERS 10, PLANTS 9, CORNERS 8, WONDERS 7, SENSES 6, OCEANS 5, OPTIONS 4, SEASONS 3, EYES 2, A WONDERFULL PERSON ONLY 1 ADHI NUVVU KAADHU NEENU. 

(111) INTRODUCTION IS POSSIBLE ANYTIME. LOVE IS POSSIBLE SOMETIME. MARRIAGE IS POSSIBLE ONETIME. BUT SWEET FRIEND LIKE U IS POSSIBLE ONCE IN LIFE TIME.

(112) A MAN ASKED CALL GIRL “WHATS UR RATE?” SHE TELL”HUNDRED ON BED,FIFTY ON SOFA,AND TEN ON GRASS”HE GAVE HER FIFTY.SHE ASKED”ARU CLASS?”HE SAID “NO, 5TIMES ON GRASS”.

(113) A MAN WENT TO SHOP AND ASKED FOR CONDOMES, THE SALES GIRL “MAY I HOLD UR PENIES WITH MY HAND?”HE TELL “YAA SURE” SHE 1ST SAID “L”SIZE,WAIT “XL” SIZE,WAIT WAIT “XXL”SIZE,SHIT GIVE ME TISHUE PAPER.

(114) TWO RATS DRUNK & WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT. ONE RAT SAID,”IPPUDU RARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAMU”. THE OTHER ONE SAID, “PONILE GURU MANAM IDDARAM VADU OKKADU JANEDO”! 

(115) LATEST POEM IN SCHOOL. TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR. I JUST WENT TO BRANDHY BAR. QUARTER RATES ARE UP SO HIGH. I LIKE A BEER WITH CHIKENFRY.

(116) NEEKU NAAKU NOKIA, JAPANS CPITAL TOKYA, MORNING U WANT COFFIA, NUVVU NENU FRIENDSYA, IDHI CHADIVEDHI KOTHIYA.HEY IT’S JUST JOKIA, MSG PAMPAYA.

(117) MADHURAMAINADHI JEEVITHAM, ANDHULO SNEHAMANEDHI SHASWATHAM, ANDHUKE NENIKA NEEKU ANKITHAM, OONESTHAMA CHESUKO NA MESSAGE NEE MOBILE KI PARIMITHAM.

(118) MITRAMA O MNCHI MITRAMA, BATANEELA BHANDAMA, SANAGALA SNEHAMA, MARAMARALA MADHURIMA, ATUKULA ANDHAMA, CHERIGIPONI NESTAMA NEEVU KUSALAMA.

(119) WHAT IS THE DEFFERENCE BETWEEN UR SMILE AND MY SMILE? U SMILE WHEN U ARE HAPPY AND I SMILE WHEN U ARE HAPPY. KEEP SMILING.2KEEP ME SMILING.

(120) WHICH IS THE BIGGEST IN THE WORD? SEA, NO. MOUNTAIN, NO. SKY, NO. THELEEDHA... NEE DABBA CELL KI SMS PAMPUTUNNA NAA “MANASU”.

(121) GIRL: WHAT DO U LIKE IN ME? BOY: THAT TWO SEXIEST WHITE BALLS CENTERD WITH BLACK DOTS IN IT. GIRL: WHAT? BOY: YES I LIKE UR “EYES” 

(122) LOVE IS A GREAT TEACHER, LOVER IS ATIME EATER, HUSBAND IS A LIFE WATCHER, BUT FRIENDS ARE HEART CATCHERS!

(123) EVERY GIRL IS SMART, INTELLIGANT, SWEET, TALENTED, EXCELLENT, ROMNTIC. IN SHORT FORM, THEY ARE ALL YOUR “S.S.T.E.R.S”.

(124) ON A ROMANTICDAY SINGANNA GIRLFRIEND ASKS HIM, “DARLING, ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME RING?”SINGANNA:”YA SURE, FROM LANDLINE OR MOBILE?”

(125) TIME TABLE OF GOODBOYS, MON: WATCH GIRL,TUE:LOVE,WED:MARRIAGE,THU:HONEY MOON,FRI: DIVORCE,SAT:TAKE REST,SUN: SEARCH NEXT….

(126) “TIME” IS THE COSTLIEST THING, WHICH COULD NEVER BE PURCHASED BY ANY ONE. SO WHEN SOME ONE SPENDS IT FOR U, IT JUST SAYS THE DEPTH OF CARE THEY SHOW ON U…

(127) IMPORTENCE OF THUMB: CHILD USES IT FOR CHEWING, ILLITERATE PEOPLE USE IT FOR SIGN, WINNERS FOR VICTORY & MY FANS ARE USING IT FOR READIND MY MESSAGES.

(128) SMART GIRL+SMART BOY=AFFAIR.SMART GIRL+FOOLISH BOY=POCKET EMPTY, FOOLISH GIRL+SMARTBOY=PREGNNCY.FOOLISH GIRL+FOOLISH BOY= MARRIAGE.

(129) SALARY IS LIKE A LADYS PERIOD. BECOZ IT COMES ONCE IN MONTH & REMAINS ONLY 4 OR 5 DAYS & IF ANY MONTH IT DOESN’T COME IT MEANS U HAVE BEEN FUCKED.

(130) U KINOW WHY GOD CREATED GAP BETWEEN FINGERS? BECOZ SOME DAY A TRUE FRIEND WILL COME AND FILL THOSE GAP BY HOLDING UR HANDS FOREVER AND EVER.

(131) THESE ARE THE WONDERFULL PAIRS IN THIS WORLD. HEART&BEAT, NIGHT&MOON, BIRDS&SONGS, ROSE&LOVE, FISH&WATER, MY MESSAGE&UR SMILE KEEP SMILING.

(132) FOR BREATHING U NEED A HEART. FOR A HEART U NEED LOVE. FOR LOVE U NEED HPPINESS. FOR HAPPINESS U NEED A GOOD FRIEND. FOR GOOD FRIEND I NEED U.

(133) 7 WONDERS OF THE WORLD GUESS. 7TH ME. 6TH MY STYLE. 5TH MY SMILE.4TH MY NATURE. 3RD MY PERSONALITY. 2ND MY SMS AND 1ST MY FRIEND U.

(134) A GIRL GOES TO A SHOP FOR HAIR OIL. THE CONVERSION AS FLOWERS: GIRL: OKA BOTTLE HAIR OIL ISTARA. SHOP OWNER: “VAATIKAA”? GIRL: CHI CHI KAADU TALAKI.

(135) WHEN I MISS U, I WILL SEE YOU’R SMS. WHEN I WANT TO SEE U, I WILL CLOSE MY EYES. WHEN I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE, I WILL THROW A STONE ON A DOG.

(136) SINGANNAS FRIEND: “LAST NIGHT YOUR WINDOW WAS OPEND, I ENJOYED FULL SCENE OF U & UR WIFE”. SINGANNA: “HAA…HAAA.AA U ARE BEEN FOOLED! I WAS NOT IN HOME LAST NIGHT!”

(137) A PATIENT ASKS NURSE FOR MILK SHE OPENS HER TOP AND PUT HER NIPPLES IN HIS MOUTH OH GOD I NEVER ASK FOR WATER.

(138) SINGANNA TO HIS FRIEND. “I KISS MY WIFE EVERYDAY BEFORE I GO TO OFFICE AND U”... “I KIS UR WIFE AFTER U GO TO OFFICE.” SINGANNA: HA HA I KISSED FIRST...

(139) A COUPLE HAVING SEX ON UPPER BERTH IN TRAIN, BY CHNCE BRA FALLS DOWN ON SINGANNA, HE SAYS: OOPAJI YE KYA KIYA,DOODH AAPANE PIYA, AUR PACKET HUMEDIYA.

(140) A CHINESE COUPLE NAMED THEIR 1ST BABY CHING-CHONG-FONG. THEN 2ND CHANG-CHING-KONG. 3RD A NEGRO WAS BORN THEY NAMED SUM-THING-WRONG.

(141) SOME THINGS ARE LEFT UNDONE, SOME WORDS ARE LEFT UNSAID, AND SOME FEELINGS ARE LEFT UNEXPRESSED. BUT SOMEONE IS SO NICE, COULD NEVER BE LEFT UNWISHED.

(142) NASA DECIDED SEND INGANNA TO THE MOON. HLF THE WAY SINGANNA JUMPED TO EARTH& SHOUTED HOW DARE U CHEAT ME! TODAY IS AMAVASYA THERE WILL BE NO MOON.

(143) NEWS: ONLY 10% GIRLS ARE PALYING GAMES LIKE TENNIES, FOOTBALL, CARROM, CRICKET ETC. BECAUSE 90% GIRLS PLAYING WITH BOYS LIFES. BE CREFULL MY FRIEND.

(144) EYES SPEAK MORE WHEN A HEART STARTS LISTENING TO SOMEONE SILENTLY AND LIFE SEEMS TO BE MORE EXITING THEN SOMEONE STARTS READING UR EYES SILENTLY…

(145) 5TH STUDY BOY ASKED TEACHER. “DOES 8YERS GIRL HAS CHANCE FOR PREGNENT” TEACHER TOLD “NO CHANCE” THEN HE TURNED BACK AND TOLD “HEY PINKY NO CHANCE DON’T WORRY”.

(146) ADVERTISEMENT CHIRU FOR THUMS UP, SANIA FOR SPRITE, AMEERKHAN FOR COCA COLA, ASIN FOR FANTA, SHARUK FOR PEPSI, AND U DON’T WORRY YOU ARE FOR “GOLISODA”.

(147) BIRTH LIKE A DOT. LIFE IS LIKE A LINE. LOVE IS LIKE A TRIANGLE. BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A CIRCLE; BECEASE CIRCLES DON’T HAVE AN END.

(148) SILENT IN LIPS MAY AVIOD MANY PROBLEMS AND SMILE IN LIPS MAY SOLVE MANY PROBLEMS. SO ALWAYS HAVE A SILENT SMILE.

(149) SYSTEM OF LOVE : JAN-ROSE, FEB-PROPOSE, MAR-GIFT, APRIL-LIFT, MAY-CHATING, JUNE-DATING, JULY-KISS, AUG-FUCK, SEP-STOMUCH, OCT-ESCAPE, NOV-REST, DEC-NEXT.

(150) SARDAR PULLS A GIRL IN TO A ROOM, LOCKS THE DOOR, PUT OFF THE LIGHT, AND PULL HER TO THE BED, DRGS HER IN TO THE BLANKET WHAT HAPPENED NEXT????????? HE SHOWS HIS NEW RADIUM WATCH!

(151) A SMILE IS A LANGUAGE EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDS. IT COSTS NOTHING BUT CREATS MUCH. IT’S HAPPINESS BUT ITS MEMORY MAY LAST FOREVER. SO KEEP SMILING.

(152) JONY...JONY...YOU PAPA... NO SMS… WHY PAPA... REMOVE UR SIM. QUICK PAPA… BREAK UR CELL…HA...HA...HA….

(153) WIFE IS GOING TO USA WIFE: DO YOU WANT ANYTHING FROM USA? HUSBEND: YA…ENGLISHGIRL. WIFE RETURNS. HUSBEND: WHERE IS MY GIFT? WIFE: WAIT FOR 9MONTHS.

(154) LAST NIGHT WHEN I THINK OF U A WATER DROP IS ROLLING OUTSIDE I ASK WHY YOU ARE CUM? THEN IT SAID THERE IS A BEAUTIFULL PICTURE OF UR FRIEND&SO NO SPACE FOR ME.

(155) YOU ARE WITH SWETTER ADHI CHALIKAALAM. YOU ARE WITH UMBRELLA ADHI VARSHAKALAM. YOU ARE WITH COOLAR ADHI VESAVIKALAM. YOU ARE WITH UR LOVER ADHI POYAKALAM.

(156) ONE DAY THERE WILL BE YOU&ME ONLY. YOU&ME PLAYING, YOU&ME LAUGHING, YOU&ME CRYING, YOU&ME DANCING, YOU&ME ONLY YOU&ME IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, “ME” DOCTOR, “U” PATIENT.

(157) A GOOD FRIEND IS THE ONE WHO WILL BAIL U OUT WHEN YOU ARE IN JAIL. BUT BEST FRIEND IS ONE WHO WILL SIT BESIDE YOU IN JAIL AND SAY “BAVA EDHAINA SOLLU CHEPPARAA!”

(158) EK BUS KA ACCIDENT HUA. A MAN CRYING OH! MY HAND WAS CUTDOWN. SARDAR: WHY ARE YOU CRYING? CONTROL YOUR SELF. SEE THAT MAN, HE WAS DIED IS HE CRYING?

(159) FRIENDSHIP IS NOT BEGIN WITH SPECIAL PERSONS, THE PERSONS BECOMES SPECIAL WHEN THEY ARE BEING FRIENDS. I DON’T KNOW WHOME I AM TO YOU BUT YOU’RE SPECIAL TO ME.

(160) ONE SEED CAN CREATE FOREST. ONE SMILE CAN START A RELATION SHIP. ONE TOUCH CAN SHOW LOVE AND CARE. ONE FRIEND CAN BRING MEANING TO LIFE.

(161) EYES ARE PARENTS, HEART IS LOVER, BODY IS WIFE, BRAIN IS TEACHER, BROTHERS AND SISTERS ARE FINGERS, BUT FRIENDS ARE BLOOD.

(162) GOOD SONG: FEW MINITS HAPPY, GOOD FILM: FEW HURS HAPPY, GOOD COLLAGE: FEW YEARS HAPPY, GOOD FRIEND LIKE YOU: LIFE LONG HAPPY.

(163) A COIN IS EASY TO EARN, BUT A FRIEND IS HARD TO FIND. THE COIN DEPRECIATES BUT A FRIEND APPRECIATES. I LOST A COIN FOR THIS MESSAGE BUT I GAINED A PRICELESS FRIEND.

(164) THALK-SOFTLY, WALK-HUMBLY, EAT-SENSIBLY, BREATHE- DEEPLY, SLEEP-SUFFICIENTLY, DRESS-SMARTLY, ACT-FEARLESSLY, WORK-PATIENTLY, THINK-TRUTHLY, TOTTELLY BE LIKE “ME”.

(165) SPIDER MAN IS JUMPING, SUPER MAN IS FLYING, HEE MAN IS DIVING, HIT MAN IS FIGHTING, GENTLE MAN IS SENDING THIS MESSAGE, AND DOBER MAN IS READIND THIS MESSAGE.

(166) GOD- I CANT IS EVERY WHERE SO I CREATED FRIENDS. DEVIL- I ALSO CANT IS EVERY WHERE SO I CREATED GIRLFRIENDS.

(167) BRITISH: WHY YOU ALL INDIANS ARE DIFFERENT COLLERS? LOOK WE ARE ALL WHITE! INDIAN: HORSES ARE IN DIFFERENT COLOURS. BUT DONKEYS ARE ALL THE SAME.

(168) TWO EYES LOOKING YOU. 6 SENCES MISSING YOU. 24 HOURS THINKING ABOUT YOU. 7 DAYS MESSENGING U. 100 YEARS I NEED U MY FRIEND.

(169) TRAVEL IS WASTE WITHOUT LOVER, COFFE IS WASTE WITHOUT SUGAR, SUNDAY IS WASTE WITHOUT BEER, COLLAGE IS WASTE WITHOUT FIGURE, AND YOUR MOBILE IS WASTE WITHOUT MY MESSAGE.

(170) SARDAR TO HIS FRIEND I KISS MY WIFE EVERYDAY BEFORE I GO TO OFFICE AND U... I KISS UR WIFE AFTER YOU GO TO OFFICE. SARDAAR: HA HA HA I KISSED FIRST.

(171) 4 SAMVATSARAALU, 7 SEMULU, 39 SUBJECTLU,13 LAB LU, OKKA PROJECT,230 INTERNAL EXAMS, LEKKA LENANNI TEARS, RAYALENANNI BITS, PEDDA CHESINGLU, SARIPONI CREDITS, ENNI ROJULU POINA RANI ATENDENSE, EPPATIKI PADANI LAB MARKS, ENNO REVALUATIONS, ENNISARLU RASINA PASS KANI SUBJECTLU, ENNATIKI RAANI PERSANTAGE, ENDUKU PANIKIRANI CRETIFICATE, KANI MARACHIPONI “FRIENDS” IDHI BOSS B-TECH.

(172) FRIEND MEANS : F- FREE FORM ALL FORMALITES, R- RIGHT TO SAY ANYTHING, I- IN ANYWAY, E- EITHER GOOD ARE BAD, N- NO SORRY NO THANKS, D- DEAREST ONE LIKE GOOD.

(173) SUN IS AFAIRED TO COME OUT FROM CLOUDS, BIRDS ARE AFAIRD TO FLY IN THE SKY, HENS ARE AFAIRED TO SHOUT, ALL THESE BCOZ OF MY “LAZY FRIEND” IS STILL SLEEPING TILL NOW!

(174) SARDAR GOT AN INVITATION FOR A PARTY. THEY TOLD U MUST PUT ONLY “BROWN TIE”, SARDAR WENT TO PARTY, HE SHOCKED, And OTHERS ARE WEARING PANT&SHIRT ALSO.

(175) LOOK OUTSIDE ITS SO PLEASANT SUN SMILING FOR U, TREES ARE DANCING FOR U, BIRDS ARE SINGING FOR U, BECEASE I REQUEST THEM ALL TO WISH U GOODMORNING.

(176) MY MARRAGE TODAY AT REGISTER OFFICE, SO PLZ COME TO RIGISTER OFFICE AT 8.00PM DON’T BRING ANY GIFT JUST BRING A BEAUTIFULL LADY TO MARRY ME.

(177) I HAVE A SIMPLE CALUCULATION ON HOW LONG WE WILL BE FRIENDS, COUNTED STARS IN THE SKY ADD SAND GRAINS ONSHORE & MULTIPLY THE SUM BY YOUR HEART BEAT.

(178) A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,V,W,X,Y,Z. DID MISS ANYTHING? NO IKEEPIT. “U” IN MY “HEART”.

(179) I AM PROUD TO BE A “HYDRABADI” AS: H-HONEST, Y-YOUTHFULL, D-DARING, E-ENERGTIC, R-ROMANTIC, A-ACTIVE, B-BOLD, A-ATTARCTIVE, D-DYNAMIC, I-INDIPENDENT. SATRT FORWARDING.

(180) THE THREAD ASKED THE CANDLE “WHY DO YOU DISSOLVE WHEN I BURN”. CANDLE SAID “YOUR IN MY HEART, IF U SUFFER I AM BOUND TO SHED THEARS FOR U” THAT’S THE REAL FRIENDSHIP.

(181) SINGANNA: YAAR YESTURDAY I SAW MY WIFE WITH A STRAGE MAN GOING TO MOVIE. FRIEND: DID U FOLLOW HER? SINGANNA: NO, YAAR I ALREDY SEEN THE MOVIE.

(182) RECEIVE MY SIMPLE GIFT OF “HI” WRAPPED WITH “LOVE” TIED WITH “CARE” AND SEALED WITH A “PRAYER” TO KEEP U “SAFE” & “HAPPY FOR EVER”.

(183) THOUGHT FOR THE DAY! “THE FUTURE IS NOT SOMETHING WE AWAIT, IT IS SOMETHING WE SHOULD CREAT”.

(184) DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SELF? YOU ARE 70‰ SINCERE, YOU ARE 75‰ JOY FULL, YOU ARE 85‰ NOTORIOUS, YOU ARE 90‰ JOYFULL, AND 100‰ LOVELY, AND TOTTELLY YOU ARE (75+70+85+90+100)=420.

(185) A PERSON AFTER SCORING 40RUNS LIFTED HIS BAT. HIS PARTENER ASKED “WHY ARE YOU LIFTING BAT? ITS NEITHER 50 NOR 100” HE SAID ONLY AN ENGNERING STUDENT CAN UNDER STAND THE VALUE OF 40.

(186) AIDS AWARENESS SLOGANS: - “COVER YOUR STUMP, BEFORE YOU PUMP” “DON’T BE SILLY PROTECT YOUR SULLY” “DON’T BE A FOOL, CONDOM IS YOUR TOOL”.

(187) SARDAR1: TEL WATS IN MY BASKET, I WILL GIVE YOU THE EGGS IN IT & IT U TEL HOW MANY GIVE YOU ALL 8 EGGS & IF YOU TELL WHO LAID IT THE HEN IS ALSO YOURS. SARDAR2: GIV ME A HIT YAAR.

(188) I SEND MY CARES TO WIND TO PASS THEM TO “U” WHEN U FEEL THE WIND BLOWIING AGAINEST YOUR FACE THAT’S ME SAYING TAKE CARE SWEET DREAMS.

(189) GOD ASKED ME I WILL MAKE YOUR RICHER WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? I SAID “IN THE HEART OF MY FRIEND” GOD REPALYID: “SORRY THEN YOU WILL BE RICHER THAN ME”.

(190) FRIENDSHIP IS THE RAINBOW BETWEEN TWO HEARTS. SHARING 7FEELINGS+SAD+HAPPY+TRUTH+FAITH+SECRECT+HELP= FRIENDSHIP.

(191) 7LOOKS=1SMILE, 7SMILES=1MEETING, 7MEETINGS=1KISS, 7KISSES=1PROPOSAL, 7PROPOSAL=1MARRAGE & THAT 1 BLOODY MARAGE HAS 77777777777 PROBLEMS GOODNIGHT IT’S MY LIFE JUST JOKE.

(192) INDIA IS MY COUNTRY ALL BAD FIGURES ARE MY SITERS. ALL GOOD FIGURES ARE YOUR SISTERS. ALL THE MERICAN AND AUSTRELIAN GIRLS ARE MY LOVERS. ALL THE AFRICAN AND WESTINDIS GIRLS ARE YOUR LOVERS. I WILL WORK HARD TO COVER THOSE FIGURES. JAI HIND.

(193) KITKAT= “KISS IN TIME KIS AT TIME” PERK= “PERFECT EMOTIONAL ROMANTIC KISS” MUNCH= “MEET URGENTLY NOW FOR A CHARMING HUG. SO THINK BEFORE GIVING CHOCLATE TO ANY ONE.

(194) A MATCH STICK CAN GLOW FOR A SECOND, CANDLE CAN GLOW FOR AN HOUR, SUN GLOW FOR HALF DAY, BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP GLOW UP TO OUR DEATH.

(195) THINK “GENTLY”, THALK “SIMPLY”, LOUGH “LOUDLY”, WORK “HARDLY”, LOVE “SINCERELY”, FEEL “FREELY”, READ “SLOWLY”, HAVE A “NICEDAY”.

(196) MODREN. OBIDIANT. NEATFULL. KINDFULL. EXCELLENT. YOUNG… HEY THAT’S ME. DON’T BE SAD EVEN UR NAME IS ALSO THERE READ THE 1ST LETTER OF EVERY WORD.

(197) OPEN YOUR MEMORIES WHEN YOU ARE ALONE. OPEN YOUR HEART WHEN YOU ARE SAD, BUT DON’T OPEN YOUR HAND WHEN YOU NEED A FRIEND, BECOZ IAM ALREDY HOLDING YOUR HAND.

(198) HONEY TOLD TO SUGAR, WE ARE THE SWEETEST IN THE WORLD. GOD LOUGHTED AT THEM AND SAID “MAY BE U HAVENT MET THE PRESON WHO READING THIS SMS”.

(199) MY SILENCE DOESNOT MEAN I FORGET U. MY DISAPPEARENCE DOESNOT MEAN I DON’T CARE ABOUT U. BECOZ YOU’RE ALWAYS IN MY “HEART” AS MY “SWEET FRIEND”.

(200) WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NETWORK? I TRIED TO CALL YOU BUT THE OPERATOR SAID “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, THE MONKEY YOU’RE TRYING TO CALL IS ON THE TREE PLZ TRY AFTER SOME TIME”.

(201) A LIGHT CAN REPLACE DARK, A SUCCESS CANS REPLCE FAILURE, A SMILE CANS REPLCE PAIN, BUT NOTHING AND NOBODY IN THE WORLD CAN REPLCE YOUR FRIENDSHIP.

(202) A RUPEE IS EASY TO EARN, A FRIEND IS HARD TO FIND. A RUPEE LOSES ITS VALUE BUT FRIEND INCRESES IT’S WROTH. I LOST A RUPEE WHEN I SMS U BUT I EARNED YOUR SWEET AND LOVING SMILE.

(203) TELIVAINA VALLANDARIKI OKA QUECTION: CHEPPAGA TELVAINA VARIKI ANI MARI NUVVU YENDHUKU TIKKU TIKKU ANI BUTTON NOKKUTUNNAVU?

(204) IN TIMES OF TROUBLE, DON’T SAY “FRIEND I HAVE A PROBLEM” SAY “HEY PROBLEM I HAVE A FRIEND” NEVER FORGET THAT BE HAPPY ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND IS HERE.

(205) DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO DON’T CARE TO SEND ME AN SMS OR REPLAY TO MY MESSAGE, END UP LOSING THEIR MOBILEPHONES.

(206) THE MOON SAID TO ME “IF YOUR FRIEND IS NOT MESSAGING YOU WHY DON’T LEAVE YOUR FRIEND” I LOOKET BACK TO THE MOON AND SAID “DOES YOUR SKY EVER LEAVE YOU WHEN YOU DON’T SHINE.

(207) WHICH IS THE 27TH ALPHABIT IN ENGLISH? ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR THE ANSWER!? VERY GOOD WHICH SCHOOL MAA?

(208) A ROSE SAYS I LOVE YOU, A SMILE SAYS I LIKE YOU, A RING SAYS I MARRY YOU, BUT A SMALL SMS SAYS “I REMEMBER YOU”.

(209) WHEN AN APPLE BECOMES RED, IT IS READY TO EAT, WHEN A GIRL BECOMES 18 SHE IS READY TO VOTE!! DIRTY MIND…. ‘YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE...CHE...CHE...CHE’.

(210) POEM ON SANIA NIPPLE NIPPLE LITTLE STAR, CAN I FUCK IN MY CAR, UP ABOVE THE BREASTS SO HIGH, ALWAYS WISPER NEVER DRY.

(211) HAI ARE YOU FREE NOW, CAN YOU CALL ME BACK, NOTHING SERIOS ITS JUST THAT MY FRIEND WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE, HE DOES NOT BELIVE THAT A MONKEY CAN THALK..!.

(212) WIFE AND HUSBEND ARE LIKE WHEELS OF VEHICLE. IF ONE TYRE PUNCTURES, VEHICLE DOES NOT MOVE. SO, INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ALWAYS CARRY STEPHINI WITH THEM.

(213) WINTER COMES AGIN AND AGAIN. SUMMER COMES AGAIN AND AGAIN. BUT PERSON LIKES YOU. WILL NEVER COME AGAIN AND AGAIN. BECOZ GOD NEVER MAKES MISTAKES AGAIN AND AGAIN.

(214) FILL IN THE BLANK: IAM YOUR _________ FRIEND. (a)BEST (b) CUTE (c) SWEET (d) LOVING (e) BOY (f) DECENT (g) BORING (h) NAUGHTY. SEND THIS SMS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FINDOUT WHAT YOU ARE? 1ST REPLY ME.

(215) SINGANNA LAUGHING BEHIND SARDAR2 AT ATM CENTER. “HA.HA.H...I HAVE SEEN YOUR PASSWORD. SINGANNA2: WHAT IS IT? SINGANNA1: ITS 4STARS (****) SINGANNA2: HA...HA... YOU ARE WRONG ITS 1234.

(216) WE KNOW THE MEANING OF “ABCDEFG” A BOY CAN DO EVERYTHING FOR GIRL” BUT DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF “GFEDCBA” “GIRLS FORGET EVERYTHING DONE&CTCEHES NEW BOY AGAIN”.

(217) 5STEPS TO A LOVELY MORNING. OPEN YOUR EYES, TAKE THE DEEP BREATH, OPEN YOUR ARMS WIDE, FEEL YOUR HEARTBEAT AND SAY “ITS TOO EARLY, LET ME SLEEP AGAIN”.

(218) TEACHER ASKS QUECTON TO SARDAR. “WHICH IS THE BIG ANIMAL AMONG ANT AND ELEPHANT? SARDAR: “FIRST TELL THE DATE OF BIRTH OF THOSE ANIMALS!

(219) GOLDEN FACT: THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU MORE WILL HURT YOU MORE, BUT WHEN YOU DROP A TEAR HE/SHE CAN DROP BLOOD TO STOP YOUR NEXT TEAR…MY BE ONE OF THEM.

(220) HUNDRED WORDS DOES NOT GIVE PAIN BUT TRUE FRIENDS SILECE MAKES MORE TEARS IN HEART. SO DON’T BE SILENCE. KEEP IN TOUCH.

(221) 1STONE ENOUGH TO BREAK GALSS, 1SENTENCE ENOUGHTO BREAK A HEART, 1SECOND ENOUGH TO FALL IN LOVE, AND 1FRIEND LIKE YOU IS ENOUGH TO LIVE HAPPY.

(222) A MACHINE RINGS WHO LIES. AMERICAN: I THINK I CAN DRINK 20 BEER CANS> TRRRNGGG! RUSIAN: I THINK I CAN EAT 5KG CHIKEN. TRRINGGG! SINGANNA: I THINK… TRRINGGGG!

(223) WHEN I SEND U SMS IT DOES NOT MEAN U HAVE TO DO THE SAME. YOU CAN ALSO SEND FRUITS, PIZZAS, CHACOS, CDS, DVDS, ETC. EVEN DDS AND CHEQES ALSO ACCEPTED.

(224) SWEET PERSONS THALK FROM HUTCH! LOVERS THALK FROM TAT, GOVT EMPLOYES THALK FROM BSNL, BEAUTIES THALK FROM IDIA, BUT BRILLIANS NEVER THALK.

(225) GIRLS SHOULDNOT KEEP CELLPHONES ON SHIRTPOCKET BECOZ SIGNALS ARE WEEK ON MOUNTAINS. BUT BOYS KEEP THEIR CELLPHONES ON PHANTPOCKETS BECOZ SIGNALS IS STRONG ON POLES.

(226) I STILL REMEMBER HOW WE MET BEFORE, TRAIN STOPED, WINDOWS OPEND, U LOOKEND IN TO MY EYES&THEN U SAID, IDLY, DOSA, VADAI, SAMOSA, COFFE.

(227) MOSQUITO: MOM, IWILL GO TO A MOVIE. MOM: TAKECARE, THERE PEOPLE CLAP AND U MAY DIE. MOSQUITO: NO MOM IAM GOING TO “BALAKRISHNA” MOVIE NO CLAAPS ONLY FLOPS.

(228) BIRTH IS FROM MOTHER, ADVAICE IS FROM FATHER, KNOWLEDG IS FROM TEACHER, BUT JOY, CHEER IS ALL FROM FRIENDS!

(229) IN ENGLISH GOODMORNING. IN TAMIL VANAKKAM. IN FRENCH YINCHUAN. IN HINDHI SUBHODHAI. BUT IN TELUGU TELLARINDHI LERA ADDAGAADHIDHA. POODDUPOYEDAKA TONGUNTAVU.

(230) HITLER ENTERD THE HELL AND SAW BALAIAH DANCING WITH TRISHA. HITLER ASKED THE ANGEL: WHY BALAIAH PUNISHMENT IS SO JOYFULL? ANGLE: THAT’S PUNISHMENT FOR TRISHA!

(231) DR ANAND IS A PSYCHO THERAPIST. HE WANTED HIS NAME ON A BOARD FOR HIS NEW CLINIC. SINGANNA A PAINTER WROTE “DR ANAND PSYCHO THE REPIST”.

(232) CLOSE YOUR EYES SAVE ALL SWEET MEMORIES IN YOUR HEART. THINK ABOUT ALL THE BEAUTIFULL THINGS. AND SURRENDER YOUR SELF TO SWEET DREAMS.

(233) YOU ARE EQUAL TO SIXTY JAMES BONDS. U KNOWS HOW? 60×007=420 OK.

(234) EVERY SUNSET GIVES US, ONE DAY LESS TO LIVE, BUT EVERY SUN RISE GIVES US, ONE DAY MORE TO HOPE, SO HOPE FOR THE BEST. “HAVE A NICE DREAM”.

(235) SUN IS SWITCHED OFF! STARS ARE SWITCHED ON! BLUE SKY GOES OFF AND BLACK SKY COMES IN! SO A COOL NIGHT IS COMING! GO TO BED! AND HAVE A SWEET DREAMS.

(236) ALWAYS KEEP A PHOTO OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN YOUR PURSE LOOK AT IT WHEN YOU ARE IN TROUBLE YOU WILL FEEL THAT OTHER PROBLEMS ARE NOT AS BIG AS THIS ONE.

(237) THE MOST BEAUTIFULL THING ON THIS EARTH IS TO SEE A PERSON SMILING&EVEN MORE BEAUTIFULL KNOWS THAT YOU ARE THE REASON BEHIND IT. BE A REASON FOR OTHERS TO SMILE.

(238) SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY DON’T GET CONFUCED, “SORRY” MEANS S-SOME, O-ONE, R-REALLY, R-REMEMBERS, Y-YOU.

(239) PLZ CN YOU GIVE ME RS.1000. I WILL RETURN IT TO YOU IN 1WEEK, I NEED IT. PLZ HELP ME. I KNOW YOU HAVE PLZ. SINGGANNA THALKING WITH ATM MACHINE.

(240) SWEET LIKE HONEY, COSTLY LIKE MONY. BLESSINGS LIKE SHOWER, SMILING LIKE FLOWER. COOL LIKE ICE, A FRIEND SO NICE. GUESS WHO? OOOOHELOO IT’S U.

(241) FRIENDSHIP REQUIRES REAL EFFORT.EVEN WHEN ONE OF THEM IS BUSY WITH THEIR OWN LIFE. A SIMPLE SMS REMINDS EACH OTHER THAT YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN!

(242) LOVE CALENDER. JAN-ROSE, FEB-PROPOSE, MAR-GIFT, APRIL-LIFT, MAY-CHATING, JUNE-DATING, JULY-KISS, AUG-MIS, SEP-DROP, OCT-ESCAPE, NOV-REST,DEC-SEARCHNEXT.

(243) LET THE MOST BEAUTIFULL DREAM COME TO YOU TONITE, LET THE SWEETEST PERSON COME IN YOUR DREAM TONITE, BUT DONOT MAKE IT A HABBIT BECOZ IAM NOT FREE EVERY NITE.

(244) HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU NOT TO SEND MESSAGES TO ME. SEE NOW! ALL THE ANTS ARE CRWLING OVER MY OBILE TO TASTE YOUR SWEET MESSAGES.

(245) An EXCELLENT QUOTE “A MAN IS LUCKY IF HE IS THE FIRST LOVE OF A WOMAN, AND A WOMAN IS LUCKY IF SHE IS THE LAST LOVE OF A MAN”.

(246) LIFE IS TEST. ISLAM IS BEST. ISLAM IS BEST. OBEY ALLH 1ST. NAMAZ IS MUST. AAKHIRAT IS FOR REST. WORLD IS DUST. IF QURAN IS IN CHEST. NOTHING NEEDS NEXT.

(247) GOD GIVES YOU TWO GIFTS. ONE IS CHANCE AND ANOTHER IS CHOICE, CHANCE TO HAVE FRIENDS AND CHOICE TO SELECT A SWEET ONE LIKE YOU. MY DEAR FRIEND.

(248) LOVE MEANS: L-LAKEOF BEER. O-OCEAN OF WHISKY. V-VALLY OF RUM. E-END OF STOCK. BAR CLOSED. MORAL? LOVE IS INJURIOUS TO THE HEALTH.

(249) COMING TOGETHER IS A BEGINNING, KEEPING TOGETHER IS PROGRESS, LIVING TOGHTHER IS LIFE, DIEING TOGETHER IS LOVE, BUT KNOWING TOGHTHER IS FRIENDSHIP.

(250) KISS IS THE KEY OF LOVE, LOVE IS THE LOCK OF MARRAGE, MARRAGE IS THE PRODUCTION OF CHILDREN, AND CHILDRENS ARE PROBLEM OF INDIA, SO STOP KISSING.

(251) “BUMPER OFFER” NAKU SMS PAMPANDI & WIN 10LAKS CAR PHOTO, 29″TV ATTAPETTI, MALAYSIA VELLE PLANE KI TATA CHEPPE AVAKASAM MARIYU NATO DINNER ME INTLO.

(252) WHY DOES POPCORN JUMPS WHEN KEPT ON A HOT STOVE????????????????????????????????????????????? U JUST SIT ON THE STOVE AND SEE THEN YOU WILL KNOW WHY IT’S JUMPS.

(253) THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IS TO SEE A PERSON SMILING, AND EVEN MORE BEAUTIFULL KNOWS THAT YOU ARE THE REASON BEHIND IT. BE RESON FOR OTHERS TO SMILE.

(254) I OPEND MY BAG I FOUND EMPTY. I SEARCHED MY POCKET I FOUND FEW COINS FINALLY I SEARCHED MY HEART&FOUND “U”THEN I REALIZED HOW RICH IAM.

(255) LISTEN AND SILENT ARE TWO WORDS HAVING SAME ALPHABETS AND BOTH ARE VERY IMPORTANT IN FRIENDSHIP BECOZ A TRUE FRIEND IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LISTEN EVEN WHEN YOU ARE SILENT.

(256) ONCE UPON A TIME A LEGEND LOVED SENDING MESSAGES AND FOOLS ENJOYED READING THEM. NOW THE LEGEND IS BACK AND THE HISTORY CONTINOUS.

(257) A LITTLE TUNE CAN MAKE YOU SING A SMALL HOPE CHANGES YOUR LIFE SMALL THINGS MAKE U HAPPY HOPE MY SMALL WISH CAN MAKE YOU SMILE.

(258) AMBANI CALLING FROM HEAVEN: “SUN MUKESH, HOW IS THE BUSINESS OF OUR RELIANCE INDIA MOBILE”? MUKESH: “CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING, CALL TO MY HUTCH NUMBER.

(259) NEVER LOOK FOR BEAUTY, IT WILL FADE AWAY ONEDAY. NEVER LOOK FOR GOOD SKIN, IT WILL GROW OLD ONEDAY. BUT LOOK FOR A LOYAL HEART WHICH WILL MISS U EVERYDAY.

(260) SOMETIMES MY EYES FEEL JEALOUS OF MY HEART. DO YOU KNOW WHY? GUESS…. ITS SIMPLE.. A SWEET PERSON LIKE YOU REMAINS CLOSE TO MY HEART&FAR FROM MY EYES.

(261) IF I COULD PULLDOWN THE RAINBOW. I WOULD WRITE YOUR NAME ON IT & PUT IT BACK IN THE SKY TO LET EVERY BODY KNOW HOW COLOURFULL IS MY LIFE WITH YOU.

(262) YOUR SMILE MAKES ME FLT. YOUR THALKS MAKES ME GLAD. YOUR COMPANY MAKES ME MAD, BUT YOUR ABSENCE MAD ME SAD.BE ALLWAYS WITH ME FOREVER&EVER.

(263) CAT: HOW OLD ARE YOU? ELEPHANT: IAM 5YEARS. CAT: YOU ARE SOO BIG. ELEPHANT: I AM A COMPLAINBOY. CAT: I AM 30YEARS. ELEPHANT: BUT YOU ARE SOO SMALL. CAT: I AM A SANTOORGIRL!

(264) SINGANNA WAS WATCHING XXX BLUE FILM. HE SAW HIS WIFE IN THE FILM. AFTER THE FILM ENDED HE SAID “THANK GOD THAT IT WAS JUST A MOVIE”.

(265) SOME SAY ‘ALWAYS REMEMBER ME’, SOME SAY ‘NEVER FORGET ME’, WHILE I SAY ‘NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER ME AND NEVER REMEMBER TO FORGET ME’.

(266) BE CLOSE WITH SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY. BUT BE CLOSER WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN’T BE HAPPY WITHOUT YOU! FEEL THE DIFFERENCE. “THAT’S LIFE”

(267) I LIKE CHIKEN VERY MUCH WHEN IT IS BONE LESS. I LIKE FRUITS VERY MUCH WHEN IT SEEDS LESS. I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH BECEAUSE YOU ARE BARINLESS.

(268) FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A BIRD, IF YOU CATCH TIGHTLY IT DIES, IF YOU CATCH IT LOOSLY IT FLIES, BUT IF YOU CATCH AFFECTIONATELY IT REMAINS WITH YOU.

(269) NO WORD IS AS BEAUTIFULL AS FRIEND, & NO FRIEND IS WONDERFULL AS YOU, A FRIEND IS SWEET WHEN ITS NEW, ITS SWEETER WHEN ITS TRUE, ITS SWEETEST WHEN IT IS YOU.

(270) SOME MOMENTS NEVER BE PASSED, SOME FEELINGS NEVER BE STOLEN, SOME MEMORIES NEVER BE HIDDEN, AND SOME PERSONS JUST LIKE “YOU” NEVER BE “FORGOTTEN”.

(271) FRIENDSHIP IS ONELAW; NEVER MAKE YOUR FRIEND FEEL ALONE TILL YOU ARE THERE. SO DISTURB YOUR FRIEND AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. LIKE WHAT I DO.!

(272) WHAT MAKE SOME PEOPLE DEARER? IT IS NOT JUST THE HAPPINESS THAT YOU FEEL WHEN YOU MEET THEM, BUT IT IS THE PAIN YOU FEEL WHEN YOU MISS THEM.

(273) I OPEND AN ACCOUNT FOR YOU AT UNIVERSAL BANK OF GODSBLESSINGS & DEPOSITED 365 DAYS FULL OF LOVE,FAITH,JOY&FULFILLMENT! ENJOY WITHDRAWING EVERY DAY.

(274) HERE’S HOPING THAT EACH MORNING OF THE YEAR AHEAD BE TRULY BEAUTIFULL FOR YOU, AND EACH DAY BRINGS UNTOLD JOYS TOO..FOR LIFE’S BEST.

(275) SUN CAN’T COME TO EARTH BUT SENDS IT’S WISH AS RAYS. CLOUD CAN’T CUM TO EARTH BUT SENDS IT’S WISH AS RAIN. I CAN’T COME TO YOU NOW BUT SENDING MY WISH AS SMS.

(276) THE DREAM IS NOT WHAT YOU SEE IN SLEEP, DREAM IS THE THING WHICH DOES NOT LET YOU SLEEP.

(277) BEST DAY TO PROPOSE A GIRL APRIL 1ST. IF SHE AGREES IT’S YOUR LUCK, IF SHE IS ANGRY THEN SAY.., “AKKAA”…! APRIL FOOL.!!!

(278) LOVE IS A POISON, LOVE IS A HONEY POISON, WIFE IS A SLOW POISON BUT FRIEND IS A GOOD MEDICANE.

(279) “HUTCH CARE”9885098850. “BSNL CARE”9440024365. “IDEA CARE”9848012345. “AIRTEL CARE”9849098490 AND “ENJOYMENT CARE”9247403247, 9885993121.

(280) VELLAVE SMS VELLU, NA SWEET FRIEND DAGGARAKU VELLU, MELLI MELLIGA VELLU, SOUND CHEIKUNDA VELLU, NIDRAPOTE WAITCHEI FREE GA VUNTE HAI CHEPPU.

(281) IF A CUTE GIRL SAYS “I LOVE YOU” TO YOU, TOMORROW YOU MUST DO 1OF THE 3THINGS. 1. TAKE HER TO EYE SPECIALIST. 2. TAKE HER TO MENTAL HOSPITAL OR 3. YOU SHOULD SAY I AM NOT RANJITH.

(282) S= SIMPLE, M= MIRACLE, S= SERVICE. BETWEEN TO DEAREST FRIENDS YOU AND ME.

(283) SWEET IN YOUR SPEECH, TALENT IN YOUR MIND, CLEAN IN YOUR HEART, PEACE IN YOUR EYES, STREANGTH IN YOUR HANDS AND ALWAYS YOU WIN IN YOUR LIFE.

(284) WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN COFFE SHOP AND WINE SHOP? MOST OF THE LOVE STORIES START AT COFFE SHOP AND END AT WINE SHOP.

(285) BEING YOUR FRIEND IS MY GIFT. MISSING YOU IS MY BADLUCK DISTUBING YOU WITH MY SMS IS MY WAY OF THINKING YOU. BUT KEEPING OUR FRIENDSHIP I MY AIM.

(286) WOMENS LIFE IS VERY HARD. MORNING=WASHCLOTHS, NOON=DRYCLOTH, EVENING=IRONCLOTHS, NIGHT=REMOVECLOTHS, MIDNIGHT=SEARCHCLOTHS! TO YOURS.

(287) LOVELY THOUGHT: “DEATH IS NOT THE GREATEST LOSS IN LIFE” THE GREATEST LOSS IS “WHAT DIES IN YOU WHEN YOU ARE ALIVE”

(288) I WANT TO MEET YOU, I WANT TO THLK WITH YOU. I WNT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU, BUT THIS STUPID GATE KEEPAR IS SAYING “ZOO CLOSED”.

(289) 1 TO 10 MOTHER LOVE, 11 TO 15 FATHER LOVE, 16 TO 20-----LOVE, 21 TO 25 WIFE LOVE BUT LIFE TIME FRIENDS LOVE, A FRIEND IN NEED A FRIEND IN DEED.

(290) GODS LOVE ITS SO WONDERFULL. MOTHERS LOVE, ITS SOO MEANNINGFULL. LOVERS LOVE, ITS SOO BEAUTIFULL. BUT FRIENDS LOVE, IT IS SOO TRUTHFULL.

(291) WHEN I GROW OLD, MANY THINGS WILL CAHNGE. MY HAIR, MY EYES, MY SKIN, MY SMILE, BUT NOTHING CAN CHANGE THE WAY I KEEP YOU IN MY HEART.

(292) THE SKY WITHOUT STARS- LIKE SLEEP WITHOUT DREAMS- LIKE SONG WITHOUT MUSIC- LIKE ROSE WITHOUT SMELL- LIKE FACE WITHOUT SMILE- LIKE ME WITHOUT YOU.

(293) GIRLFRIEND IS NIGHTPARTNER, WIFE IS LIFEPARTNER, GIRLFRIEND IS FOR FUN, WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRLFRIEND IS CAKE, WIFE IS HEADACHE, GIRLFRIEND IS GARDEN, AND WIFE IS BINLADEN.

(294) SAAGARATEERAM, CHALLANI PAVANAM, VECHHANI KIRANAM, KOKILA GAANAM, MAYURA NATHYAM, SUMAALA PARIMALAM, ANNIKALIGINA PRAKRUTHI ANDHAM. NEE SNEHAM.

(295) TRY THIS: IN TO WRITE MESSAGE ACTIVATE DIRECTORY (T9) THE AND HIDE SCREEN WITH YOUR HAND AND TYPE 27745136651. AND READ IT. JUST TRY PLEASE.

(296) FRIENDSHIP IS NOT TWO WAY ROAD, IT IS A ONE WAY ROAD, BY TWO PEOPLE HAND IN HAND IF YOU EVER NEED A HAND I AM THERE FOR YOU.

(297) MESSAGES LEDU.PHONE LEDU.MISSCALL LEDU. NAKU TEXONGA VUNDI EMAYINDHI NEEKU? ZOO VALLAKI MALLI DORAKI POYAAVAA? IAM SORRY I CANT DO.

(298) KIRANAANIKI CHEEKATILEDU, SIRUMUVVALIKI MOUNAMLEDU, CHIRUNAVVUKI MARANAMLEDU, MANA SNEHAANIKI ANTAMLEDU. MARICHE SNEHAMCHEIKU, CHESE SNEHAM MARAVAKU.

(299) FRIENDSHIP IS ALL ABOUT THREE THINGS. WINNING, LOSING, AND SHARING! WINNING YOUR FRIENDS HEART. LOSING YOUR EGO. SHARING JOYS AND SORROWS!

(300) TODAY IS MOBILE PUJADAY. PLZ REMOVE YOUR SIM AND BATTERY WASH WITH RINSOAP, PUT PASUPU KUNKUMAA AND PRAY GOVINDHA.GOVINDHA.

(301) I LIKE THREE THINGS: 1ST IS SUN. 2ND MOON. 3RD IS YOU. SUN FOR THE DAYTIME. MOON FOR THE NIGHTTIME. AND YOU FOR THE “LIFETIME” AS MY FRIEND.

(302) SARDAR WAS BUSY REMOVING A WHEEL FROM HIS AUTO. A MAN ASKS SARDAR WHY YOU DOING SO. SARDAR: CAN’T YOU READ THE BOARD. PRKING IS ONLY FOR TWOWHEELER.

(303) WHY DO BOYS GO TO TEMPLE? BCOZ TEMPLE IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU ALL FIND POOJA, DEEPA, ARTHI, ARCHANA, JYOTHI, AKSHYANTA, AARADHANA AND MANYMORE.

(304) MY CELLPHONE IS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL, INBOX IS WAITING FOR YOUR SMS, AND CALLRIGISTER IS WAITING FOR YOUR MISSEDCALL! AND YOU KNOW MY HEART WAITING FOR YOU. TO WISH YOU

(305) BIRTH IS START OF LIFE, BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE, LOVE IS PART OF LIFE, AND FRIENDSHIP IS EVERYTHING OF LIFE.

(306) GOOD FRIENDS ARE DIFFICULT TO FIND ESPECIALLY SOME ONE AS “SWEET” AS “ORIGINAL” AS “CUTE” AS “BEAUTIFULL” AS “ME” HOW LUCKY YOU ARE?

(307) I WAS KISSING A GIRL. I ASKED GIRL, WHERE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND AND WHEN WILL HE COME? GIRL: DARLING YOU CONTINUE, THAT STUPID IS BUSY IN READING THIS MSG.

(308) A WOMAN IS THE BEST VEHICLE IN THE WORLD. FRONT TWOHEADLIGHTS, BACK TWO BUMPERS, AND SELF LUBRICANT WHEN HOT. MONTHLY AUTOMATIC ENGINE OIL CHANGE. EVERY TYPE OF PISTO.

(309) WHAT DOES A LADY CONDUCTOR SAYS IF SHE PARTISIPATES IN SEX? GUESS... RAVALAMMA LOPALA INKA CHAALA KALI VUNDI RAVAALI LOPALIKI RAVAALI INKA INKA.

(310) EVERY LIFE IN THIS WORLD IS PAINTED BY GODS OWN HAND. THAT’S Y IAM THINKFULL. BCOZ AS HE PAINTED MY LIFE HE INCLUDED ONE NICE COLOUR. THAT’S “YOU”.

(311) DO YOU KNOW HOWMUCH A “HELLO” COST? H-HOW ARE YOU. E-EVERYTHING ALLRIGHT. L-LIKE TO SEE YOU. L-LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU. O-OBVIOUSLY MISS YOU. SO, HELLO.

(312) TRY THIS. FUN GAME. VERY INTRESTING TAKE YOUR MOBILE, SELECT VIBRATEMODE AND PUT IN WATER AND CALL TO THAT NUMBER, SURPRIZE YOUR MOBILE WILL START SWIMMING.

(313) ACORDING TO AGRICULTURE DEPOT. THHERE ARE 2085364765 COCONUT TREES IN A.P. MY QUECTION IS, WHY DOESNOT ATLEAST ONE COCONT FALL ON YOUR HEAD? FOR NOT MESSAGEING ME.

(314) SARDAR LOST HIS CHQ BOOK. MANAGER: TAKE CARE. ANY ONE CAN PUT YOUR SIGNATURE? SARDAR: HOW CAN OTHERS SIGN? IAM NOT A FOOL, I ALREADY SIGHNED ALL CHEQS.

(315) WOMEN GO TO REPAIR HER UMBRELLA. REPAIRER: MADEM PAINA “CLOTH” TIYYALI, KINDA “ROD” PETTALI MARI? WOMEN: EMAINA CHEY KANI LONIKI NEELU VELLAKUNDA CHUUDU.

(316) READ THIS FAST. TEA COFFE TEA COFFE TEA COFFE OK CONGRATS YOU ARE SELECTED TO WORK IN THE RAILWAY STATION.

(317) FRIENDSHIP MEANS A LOVELY HEART THAT NEVER HATES A CUTESMILE THAT NEVER FADES, SMOOTH TOUCH THAT NEVER HURTS AND STRONG RELATIONSHIP THAT NEVER END.

(318) WHY LOVE MARRAGE IS BATTER THEN ARRANGED MARRAGE? BCOZ “A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN DEVIL” SHAKESPERE.

(319) A LOVELY STAR DROPPED ON EARTH LAST NIGHT. ASKED ME THAT YOU WANT A TRUE FRIEND OR A MILLION DOLLAR? I HAVE CHOSEN MILLION DOLLAR BCOZ I ALREADY HAVE YOU.

(320) NIGHT HAS A GOOD TIME TO REMEMBER THE SWEETEST THINGS AND ALL THE PERSONS (LIKE ME0 IN YOUR LIFE. SO SLEEP WELL WHILE THINKING OF YOUR SWEET MEMORIES.

(321) ON THIS COOL COOL MORNING, IN YOUR CUTE CUTE ROOM, FROM YOUR SMALL SMALL WINDOWS. LOOK AT THE BRIGHT BRIGHT SUN WISHING YOU SWEET SWWT WISHES.

(322) GOD: “WHAT DO YOU WANT” YOU: “I WANT TO MARRY AISHWARYA RAI” GOD: “SON SHE WEARS SARIES WROTH RS.25000. U CANT AFFORDS. TAKE MALLIKA.”

(323) NEVER STOP YOUR SMILE EVEN WHEN YOU ARE SAD BCOZ YOU NEVER KNOW WHO IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR SMILE, FOR WORLD YOU MAY BE A PERSON BUT YOU MAY BE THE WORD TO THE PERSON.

(324) LIFE IS LIKE A PIANO. WHITE KEYS ARE HAPPY MOMENTS AND BLACK KEYS ARE SAD MOMENTS. BUT REMEMBER BOTH ARE PLAYED TOGETHER FOR SWEET MUSIC.

(325) OLD FRIENDS ARE GOLD. NEW FRIENDS MAY BE DIMOND. IF YOU GET DIAMOND. DON’T FORGET GOLD. BCOZ TO HOLD A DIAMOND, YOU ALWAYS NEED A BASE OF GOLD.

(326) SARDAR (DIRECTOR): U HAS TO JUMP IN SWMING POOL FROM 100FT HIGHT. ACTOR: SIR I DON’T KNOW SWMIMING. SARDAR: DON’T WORRY THERE IS NO WATER IN THE POOL.

(327) SWEETNESS CAN BE DEFINED WITHOUT HONEY. LOVE CAN BE DEFINED WITHOUT ROSE. BUT FRIENDSHIP CANNOT BE DEFINED WITHOUT “YOU”.

(328) WHICH IS THE LONGEST WORD IN ENGLISH? “SMILES” BECAUSE THERE IS A “MILE” GAP BETWEEN S&S SOO KEEP SMILING.

(329) G-GETUP. O-OPEN YOU’R EYES. O-OUT OF YOUR BED. D-DAY HAS RISEN. M-MERRY LIFE. O-OLDDREAMS COME TRUE. R-RISE ANS SHINE. N-NEWPLANES. I-IDEAS OF LIFE. N-NICE FUTUFRE.G-GOODDAY.

(330) HAVE A CIGARATE DAILY, YOU WILL DIE 30YEARS EARLY, HAVE ALCOHOL DAILY, YOU WILL DIE 10YEARS EARLY. BUT LOVE A GIRL TRULY, YOU WILL DIE DAILY.

(331) THE REMEDY FOR WEAKNESS IS NOT BROODING OVER WEAKNESS, BUT THINKING OF STRENGTH. TEACH MEN OF THE STRENGTH THAT IS ALREADY WITHIN THEM.

(332) ARGUMENT WINS THE SITUVATION BUT LOSES THE PERSON, SO NEVER ARGUE WITH CLOSE ONES. ONLY FIGHT BECOZ IT INCRESES LOVE.

(333) WOMEN TOP 7LIES: 1.I LOVE U. 2.IAM VIRGIN. 3.I HATE SEX. 4. YOU ARE THE 1ST WHO TOUCH ME. 5. OHH IT’S TOO BIG I NEVER SEEN BEFORE.6.I HATES SUCKING. 7. OK ONLY ONCE.

(334) MY FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A MOON, NOT A SUN, NOT A STAR, BECOZ THEY ALL DISAPPEAR. MY FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE SKY, WHICH ALL BE ALWAYS WATCHING OVER YOU.

(335) YOUR VOICE IS MELODY, YOUR NATURE IS KISMIBAR, YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS COFFBYTE, YOUR FEELINGS IS KITKAT, YOUR MIND IS MUNCH, YOUR HEART IS ECLAIRS, YOU ARE TOTTLLY MY FRIEND.

(336) LUCKY STAR DROPED ON THE EARTH AND ASKED ME TO SELECT 1MILILION DOLLOR OR 1TRUE FRIEND. I CHOOSE 1MILLIONDOLOR BECOZ I ALREADY HAVE YOU.

(337) YOU ARE A DOG “DREAM OF GALS” OK.

(338) 1ST SHIP NAMED TITANIC WAS SUNK IN TO WATER BUT THE 2ND SHIP WAS NOT EVEN BENDING, DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE SHIP, THAT’S OUR FRIENDSHIP.

(339) SKY IS GOLDEN WEN SUN IS RISIN. OCEAN IS SILVER WEN MOON IS SHINING. THE DAY IS PLEASNT WHEN YOU ARE SMILING, KEEP SMILING.

(340) SINGANNA1: MY WIFE IS AFRAID OF WATER. SINGANNA2: HOW DO YOU KNOW? SINGANNA1: LAST NIGHT WHEN I RETURNED HOME, SHE WAS IN THE BATH TUB WITH OUR SECRITY GAURD.

(341) WHENEVER I SIT ALONE I JUST LOOK AT MY HANDS AND SEE THE CRISS-CROSS LINES AND WONDER WHICH SPECIAL LINE MADE ME SO LUCKY TO GET A CUTE FRIEND LIKE YOU.

(342) DEAR O DEAR, YOU ARE NOT NEAR, BUT I CAN HEAR, DON’T BE FEAR, YOUR MEMORIES ARE HERE, LIVE WITH CHEER, NO MORE TEAR, AND BE MY FRIEND 4EVER.

(343) LOVABLE NUMBER “143”, LOVABLE SYMBOL “ROSE” LOVABLE PLACE “TAJMAHAL” LOVABLE DAY “FEB 14” LOVABLE ORGAN “HEART” LOVABLE FRIEND “YOU”.

(344) NEVER KISS A LAWYER, SHE SAYS “I OBJECT”, NEVER KISS A NURSE, SHE SAYS “NEXT”, ALWAYS KISS A TEACHER SHE WILL SAYS “DO IT 4 OR 5 TIMES&REVISE IT FOR TOMRROW.

(345) LIFE IS SHORT, LIVE IT. LOVE IS RARE, GRABIT. ANGER IS BAD, DUMP IT. FEAR IS AWFUL, FACE IT. MEMORIES ARE SWEET, CHERISH IT. SENDER IS GENIUS, ACCEPT IT.

(346) I AM NOT RICH. BUT I HAVE A RICH HEART, I AM NOT SMART. BUT I HAVE A SMART MIND, I AM NOT ALWAYS RIGHT. BUT I AM NOT WRONG IN CHOOSING YOU AS MY FRIEND.

(347) I CAN LOSE 5LETTER WORD “MONEY” 4LETTER WORD “FOOD” 3LETTER WORD “JOY” 2LETTER WORD “ME” BUT I CAN’T LOSE 1LETTER WORD THAT’S “U” MY DEAR FRIEND.

(348) HAPPY MOMENTS “DON’T FORGETME” DIFICULT MOMENTS “TRUST ME” QUIET MOMENTS “CALL ME” PAINFULL MOMENTS “TELL ME” FREE MOMENTS “SMS ME”.

(349) ONE DAR SINGANNA DRUNKING WATER……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. ANTE SINGANNA NEELU KUUDA TAGAKUUDADHA? DEENTLO KOODA JOCK KAVALA PANI CHUSUKO.

(350) ABC: ALWAYS BE CAREFULL. DEF: DON’T EVER FORGET (ME). JKLM: JUST KEEP LOVING ME. NOPQRSTUVW: NO OTHER PERSON QUITE RIGHT SHALL TREAT YOU VERY WELL-UR LOVING XYZ.

(351) FRIENSDS RE LIKE A PAGE IN A BOOK OF LIFE. EVERY PAGE WITH DIFFERENT SUBJECT. BUT BEST FRIEND IS THE INDEX PAGE COVERING ALL THE SUBJECTS.

(352) WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY&CAN’T SEE ANY 1 ARROUND YOU AND THE WORLD SEEMMS TO BE DARK AND EVERYTHING SEEMS FAR, COME WITH ME HOLD MY HAND. I WILL TAKE YOU TO AN EYE SPECIALIST.

(353) EVERY FRIEND SAYS I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS, BUT A REAL FRIEND LIKE ME SAYS THAT I CAN FEEL YOU’RE FEELINGS.

(354) MY NIGHTS ARE BECOMING SLEEPLESS, MY DAYS ARE BECOMING RESTLESS, SO I ASKED GOD.. IS THE LOVE? GOD SAID……………………………………………….IDIOT, YOUR EXAMS COMING. STUDY WELL.

(355) LIFE IS A “CRICKET” DOESN’T LOOSE YOUR “WICKET”. TRY TO GET “CENTURY” NEVER FORGET YOUR “BOUNDRY”. EVEN IF YOU’RE “RUNOUT” NEVER BECOME “MOODOUT”.

(356) PEOPLE DIE YOUNGER, BECAUSE GOD LOVES THEM SOOMUCH, YOU ARE STILL ON EARTH BECOZ THERES SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU MORE THEN GOD.

(357) BISCUTWALS LOVE LETTER: DEAR PARLEG TODAY IS GOODDAY. WE KRACK-JACKED, MY LITTLE HEART, IAM IN 50-50POSITION. DON’T PLAY HIDE&SEEK, PLZ MARIE ME, YOURS MASKA-CHASKA.

(358) SINGANNA: MOM NIGHT BATHROOM TALOPU TEEYAGANE LIGHT NENU VEIAKUNDANE VELIGINDHI. MOM: VEDHAVA MALLI FRIDGE TALUPUTEESI ANDULO CHICCHU POSAAVAA.

(359) A MOTHER ADVAISE A GIRL IF BOY PUTS HAND IN BRA SAY DON’T. IF HE PUTS HAND IN YOUR PANTY SAY: STOP. NEXT DAY GIRL TOLD MOM: HE TOUCHED BOTH &I SAID DONTSTOP.

(360) FRIENDSHIP IS THE RAINBOW BETWEEN THE TWO HEARTS. SHARING 7FEELINGS. LOVE+SAD+HAPPY+TRUTH+FAITH+SECRET+HEL=FRIENDSHIP.

(361) DOG WAS CHASING SINGANNA. SINGANNA RUNS BUT, LAUGHING. A MAN ASKED, WHY YOU ARE LAUGHING. SINGANNA REPLAIED, I HAVE PUT AIRTEL SIM, BUT HUTCH NETWORK IS FOLLOWING ME.

(362) DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WHICH THINGS LIVE AFTER DEATH? EYES-31MINS, BRAIN-10MINS, LEGS-4HRS, SKIN-5DAYS, EAR-1OMINS, BONES-30DAYS&OUR FRIENDSHIP- 4EVER EVER.

(363) WELCOME TO WWW.LOVE.COM TYPE PASSWORD. * ** *** **** ***** PROCESSING SORRY MEEKU PREMINCHE VAYASU DAATI POINDHI. TRY WWW.SANYASI.COM.

(364) WHEN EVER YOU FEEL 92%LONELY. 47%BOARED. 40% SAD. 32%ANGRY.47%CONFUSED. DON’T WORRY. JUST PUT THOSE NUMBERS TOGETHER THEN GIVE ME A CALL.

(365) “GIRL” GHOST IN REAL LIFE. SO AVOID “GIRLS” AND FORWORD THEIR NUMBERS TO ME CONTACT:-R.K. NUMBER: 9247403247, 9885993121.

(366) SINGANNA TRAVAL IN A BUS &ASKED THE CONDUCTOR GAVE HIM A TICKET 4 CHODAVARAM. AFTER CUTTING THE TICKET SINGANNA LAUGHED LOUDLY THAT “APRILFOOL I HAVE BUSPASS”.

(367) FRIENDSHIP IS BRIGHT LIKE SUN, DEEP LIKE OCEAN, HIGH LIKE SKY, STRONG LIKE IRON, KIND LIKE A MOTHER, CUTE LIKE ME AND SWEET LIKE YOU. MYFRIEND.

(368) SINGANNA TO HIS FRIEND. “I THINK THAT GIRL IS DEAF” FRIEND: “HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?” SINGANNA: I TOLD “I LOVE YOU” BUT SHE SAID “CHAPPALS ARE NEW”.

(369) FRIEND LEDANTE LIFE WASTE. SALT LEDHANTE FOOD WASTE. STORY LEDANTE PICTURE WASTE. NA SMS LEEDANTE NEE DABBA PHONE WASTE. TEESUKO 1SMS LIFE NI ENJOY CHESUKO.

(370) 10 MESSAGES FOR YOU. 1. HAI, 2.HELLO, 3.I AM FINE, 4.HOW ARE YOU? 5. HOPE YOU ARE FINE, 6.KEEP SMILING, 7.TAKECARE, 8.GODBLESSYOU, 9.BE HAPPY, 10. GOOD DAY TO YOU.

(371) YOUR MESSAGES ARE PART OF MY HEART, YOUR MISSCALL IS BEAT OF MY HEART, YOUR CALL IS BLOODCIRCULATION OF MY HEART, SO PLZ CONTINUE TO CONTACT ME AND KEEP ACTIVE MY HEART.

(372) BEST GIFT “LIFE” BEST TIME “HAPPY? BEST FEELINGS “LOVE” BEST RELATION “FRIENDSHIP” BESTFRIEND “U” FOREVER.

(373) A HEART MELTING LOVESTORY: - BOY: I CAN’T MARRY YOU. MY FAMILY MEMBERS REFUSED. GIRL: - WHOSE ARE THEY TO STOP OUR LOVE? BOY:-MY WIFE&CHILDREN.

(374) I READ THE NEWS PAPER THAT SLEEPING A LOT MAKES A PERSON LAZY, SO LETS DECIDE NOT TO READ NEWSPAPERS.

(375) A PERFECT LECTURE SHOULD BE LIKE SANIAS SKIRT, WHICH IS LONG ENOUGH TO COVER THE SUBJECT&SHORT ENOUGH TO CREATE THE INTREST.

(376) A TIGER WAS GIVING WEDDING PARTY TO HIS FRIENDS, A CAT CAME THERE, AND DANCED. TIGER ASKED WHO ARE YOU? CAT SAID I WAS ALSO TIGER BEFORE MY MARRAGE.

(377) koll_kenny2c6@yahoo.com FOR US JOBS.

(378) BUTTERFLIES DON’T KNOW THECOLOUR OF THEIR WINGS, BUT HUMAN EYES KNOW HOW NICE IT IS. LIKE WISE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU ARE, BUT I KNOW HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE FOR ME.

(379) DO YOU KNOW FUN IN CHEMISTRY IF YOU DK ENTHANOL, I, E ALCHOL YOU WILL DANCE FOR OTHERS. IF YOU DK MENTHONAL, POISION OTHERS WILL DANSE FOR YOU.

(380) 6BIRDS WERE SITTING ON A TREE. A HUNTER SAW THAT AND SHOOTS OVER TREE. 5BIRS FLEW AWAY. BUT ONE BIRD WAS SITTING. WHY? DUULAYEKKUVA NEELAAGA.

(381) BOOKS SAYS "READ ME MONEY SAYS "EARN ME"TIME SAYS "PLAN ME"FLOWERS SAYS "LOVE ME"SMS SAYS"SEND ME"&I SAYS, JUST "REMEMBER ME" R.K

(382) WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPEAK, MOM UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU TRIED TO SAY. TODAY WE SAY A LOT AND CLAIM “MOM YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND” HOW LIFE CHANGES..

(383) THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE WAS THE DAY U WERE BORN.THIS IS THE DAY I NEVER FORGET IN MY LIFE HAVE A GREAT AND WONDERFUL BIRTH DAY WITH LOT'S OF SWEET SMILE. RK

(384) LIFE WITHOUT FRIENDS IS...L-ONELY I-NSECURE F-ULL OF DOUDTS E-MPTINESS LIFE WITH FRIENDS IS...L-IGHT,I-NSPRING F-ULL OF HOPE E-NTHUSIASM. GOODLUCK, R.K

(385) WHERE WORDS FAIL, ACTION SPEAKS WHEN ACTION FAIL, EYES SPEAKS WHERE EYES FAILS TEARS SPEAKS AND EVERYTHING FAILS A FRIEND SPEAKS THAT'S ME. R.K

(386) GOLD MEELA WE INTERDUCING 1 NEW GOLD SKEEM BRING U R OLD GOLDCOIN & GET NEW 1RUPEE COIN. HURRY OUR SHOP 24HRS OPEND.R.K

(387) CLOCKS MAKE A SOUND AS TICK TICK... BUT IT'S NOT TICK TICK... Its REAL SOUND IS QUICK QUICK... BCOZ TIME IS PRECIOUS,SO MAKE BEST USE OF IT...R.K

(388) FRINDSHIP SHOULD HAVE D DETERMINATION LIKE A MIRROR WHICH NEVER LOSES ITS ABILITY TO REFLECT EVEN IF IT IS BROKEN INTO THOUSAND PIECES..!R.K

(389) IF U HAD A CHOICE OF STEALING 1 THING FROM ME WHAT WOULD IT BE?SAY D TRUTH.SEND THIS SMS TO PEOPLE WHO KNOW U & U WILL GET AMAZING REPLIES BUT REPLY ME1ST.R.K

(390) SMILES ARE LIKE BIRDS...THEY FLY FACE TO FACE.MAY UR LIPS GIVE THEM A BETTER NEST, SO THAT THEY CAN STAY THERE FOREVER...KEEP SMILING...R.K

(391) NAMASKARAM! ME FRNDSHP VALIDITY SAMAPTAM KANUNDI, DAYACHESI MERU 1SMS CHESI RECHARGE CHEYAGALARU... DHANYAVADAMULU.SENDER: FSNL (FRIENDSHIP SANCHAR NIGAM LTD). R.K

(392) REPLY MUST & HONESTLY.YOUR LOVER & BEST FRIEND R GOING TO DIE U HAVE A CHANCE TO SAVE ONLY ONE, THEN WHOM DO U SAVE. REPLY HONESTLY. R.K

(393) ON,JULY7TH,2007&7MIN&7SEC AFTER7 AMD TIME&DATE WILL BE 07:07:07&07/07/07 HAPENS ONCE IN 1000YRSOUR GENARATION IS LUKY2 HAVE DIS WOUNDERFUL MOMENT.R.K

(394) U SING A SONG LAKA LAKA LAKA...... I SING A SONG MANASAA NUVVU UNNA CHOT... V BOTH SING MUSTHAFA MUSTHAFA.... I.E FRIENDSHIP .R.K

(395) IN LIFE, DONT BE SLOW SO THAT"YOU MISS ME"DONT BE 2 FAST THAT"I MISS U"JUST BE WITH ME,SO THAT'WE R FRIENDS' 4 DA MOMENT CALLED"FOREVER"..!R.K

(396) CELL UNCHIKUNI GIRLS KI PHONE CHESTU,BOYS KI MATHRAM SMS PAMPUTHU UNDE TOP-15 MANDINI APPARICHITUDU CHUSTU VURUKODU.DHENIKI SIKSHA KUMBIPAKUM NUVVU TOP 1..R.K

(397) SLEEPYMESSAGE 4 A SLEEPYPERSON FROM A SLEEPY FRIEND FOR A SLEEPY REASON AT A SLEEPYTIME ON THE SLEEPY DAY IN SLEEPYMOOD 2SAY SLEEPWELL.RK

(398) YOU R SO SMART U R BEAUTIFULU LOOK LAVISHING U SHOULD TRY BOLLYWUD OR MODELING U WIL B NEXT STAR. REALLY IM JOKING. R.K

(399) DEAR FRENDWHEN I ASKD U A FLOWER, GAVE ME GARDEN WHEN I ASKD U A STONE, U GAVE ME STATUE WHEN I ASKD U A FEATHER, U GAVE ME BIRD.SO DEAR FREND R U DEAF. RK

(400) 3 sentences for getting success written by William Shakespeare 1) know more than others 2) work more Then others 3) expect less than others..!R.K

(401) I WAITED 9MONTHS TO C THE WORLD..& 2 YRS TOWALK..&3 YRS TOTALK..&5 YRS TO STUDY..BUT I REALLY WAITED 21 YRS TO HAVE A TRUE FRND LIKE U .R.K

(402) "EVERY PAINFUL SITUATION IS A GIFT FROM GOD TO MAKE U UNIQUE FROM OTHERS".SO LET US ENJOY PAIN TO BE THE BEST IN LIFE. R.K

(403) YEAR 1927 JULY 14 TH NIGHT 01:00 NEAR SMASAANAM TELUSUKUNI YEM CHESTAVULE PADUKO. R.K

(404) FRIENDSHIP MEANS U HAPPY I HAPPY U SAD I SAD U CRY I CRY U LAUGH I LAUGH U JUMP DOWN FROM BUILDING, I COME DOWN AND SEE! R.K

(405) IF 100% OF THE PEOPLE LOVE YOU, MAKE SURE IAM ONE OF THEM. IF 99% HATE YOU, MAKE SURE IAM IN THE 1% WHO LOVES YOU. IF 100% HATE YOU, BE SURE THAT IAM DEAD.R.K

(406) ATTENTION PLZ, PASNGERS TRAVLING IN SWEETDREAM AIRLINES R REQUESTED 2 PLZ OPEN THEIR EYES,D FLIGHT IS LANDING IN A SWEETDAY.GUDMORNING HAVE A NICE DAY.R.K

(407) BOY: NA HRUDHAYAM KALEEGA UNDI, VACHEYAVA. GIRL: CHEPPU THIYALA? BOY: OSI PICHHIDHANA! NA RUDAYAM EMINA GUDI ANUKUNTUNNAVA CHEPPULESU KONI RAA....R.K

(408) COME OUTSIDE, ITS URGENT.. I AM STANDING OUTSIDE UR HOME... DID U?? MY NAME IS SUN SIR. I JUST CAME TO GIVE A MSG OF GOOD MORNING. R.K

(409) A TEAR OF EYES R VALUBLE, SPEECH OF LIPS IS POWERFUL, HEART WITH LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL, AND LIFE WITH A FRIEND LIKE U IS MORE WONDERFUL........ R.K

(410) I HOPE MY MOBILE IS IN LOVE WITH UR SMS,BCOZ IT WHISTLES WHEN UR SMS COMES; ITS FACE BECOME BRIGHT;THE LIGHT STARTS GLOWING;SO KEEP ON MESSAGING.R.K

(411) I KNOW STIL UR LAZY HANDS ARE TRYING 2 PICK THE CELL & UR HALF HEARTED EYES ARE TRYING 2 READ THE MESSAGE. MY LAZY FRIEND GET UP. R.K

(412) SMALL LOVE STORY: TWO BUTTERFLIES LOVE EACH OTHER...THEY WERE PLAYING HIDE & SEEK. GIRL BUTTERFLY SAYS "A SMALL GAME WITHIN US". HE SAYS 'YES'.SHE SAYS "WHO SITS ON THIS FLOWER EARLIER IN THE MORNING TOMORROW, THAT ONE LOVES THE OTHER MOST" HE SAYS 'YES'NEXT MORNING SHE WAS WAITING FROM 4'O CLOCK .THE FLOWER OPENED.. SHE FOUND HIM DEAD INSIDE IT, B'COZ HE STAYED THERE THE PREVIOUS NIGHT IT SELF. THAT’S TRUE LOVE. LIFE IS LOVE, DONT MISS IT R.K

(413) DARLING CAN I COME NOW OR MIDNIGHT... I AM MISSING U.YOUR'S LOVINGLY “MOSQUITO”... R.K

(414) SARDAR1: IAM VERY KANJUS I WENT ALONE 2 HONEYMOON & SAVED 1/2 MONEY. SARDAR2: U R NOTHING,I SAVED ALL MY MONEY, MY FRIEND WAS GOING & I SENT MY WIFE WITH HIM.RK

(415) A BOY KISSES AND SAYS TO A GIRL: DARLING! UR LIPS R SO NICE SO SWEET SO SOFT SO MOIST SO PINK... GIRL: UR HEAD IS BETWEEN MY LEGS STUPID......!R.K

(416) TEACHER: WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER? SARDAR: H I J K L M N OTEACHER: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT? SARDAR: OYE MADAM YESTERDAY YOU SAID IT IS H TO O .RK

(417) LADY DELIVERED TWINS; SURPRISING; 1 BOY & 1 DOG! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? BCZ, HER HUSBAND IS A "HUTCH EMPLOYEE." WHEREVER HE GOES HIS NETWORK FOLLOWS..!

(418) OKA VISHAYAM CHEPPALI..! CHEPPAMANTAVA? NEKÉ CHEPALI CHEPPAMANTE CHEPTHANU..! CHEPNA? CHEPALANIPISTUNDHI CHEPESTANU OKA NIMSHAM CHEPESTUNANU BABOY SIGESTHUNDHI NUVU EVARIKI CHEPAV KADA..? EVARIKI CHEPANANTE CHEPTANU CHEPANA OK...CHEPUTUNANU TWARAPADANDI SURF EXEL IPPUDU RS 20.

(419) IF 10 PEOPLE CARE FOR U, ONE OF THEM IS ME, IF 1 PERSON CARES FOR U THAT WOULD BE ME AGAIN, IF NO ONE CARES FOR U THAT MEANS I AM NOT IN THIS WORLD...

(420) GREAT FRIENDS R PARTS OF MEMORIES WHICH TIME CAN NEVER ERASE...WEN LIFE IS BLESSED WIT FRIENDS LIK U MEMORIES REMAIN MORE SWEETER...

(421) I LOVE YOU SEND THIS MSG TO 10 UNKNOWGIRLS N WIN A FREE TRIP TO UR NEAREST POLICE STATION IN LUXURY JEEP. RAHNA, KHANA, AND BODY MASAAJ FREE SO HURRY UP.

(422) THE WORLD IS FULL OF BEAUTY, WHEN YOUR HEART IS FULL OF LOVE, SO START YOUR DAY WITH LOVE AND SMILE IN YOUR HEART.

(423) THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD IS HISTORY OF A FEW MEN WHO HAD FAITH IN THEMSELVES THAT FAITH CALLS OUT THE DIVINITY WITHIN.YOU CAN DO ANYTHING -SWAMI VIVEKANANDA

(424) F. R. I . E. N. D. F: FULL OF LOVE! R: ROOT OF JOY! I: ISLAND OF PEACE! E: END OF SORROW! N: NAME OF HOPE! D: DOOR OF UNDERSTANDING.

(425) FRIENDS R LIKE RECHARGE COUPANS, HAVE LESS TALK TIME BUT LONG VALIDITY... LOVER IS LIKE TOP UP CARD, MORE TALK TIME BUT NO VALIDITY..!!

(426) GOLD RATE KEEPS ON INCREASING DAY BY DAY.I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. BE CAREFUL-SOMEONE MAY KIDNAP YOU. BECAUSE YOU ARE A TRUE 24 CARAT GOLDEN FRIEND.

(427) ANY1 CAN MAKE A MISTAKE THAT’S Y PENCILS HAVE ERASERS NO ONE CAN WALK ALONE THAT’S Y D SHADOW MOVES ALONG. NONE CAN B ALONE, THAT’S Y FRIENDS R ALONG. R.K

(428) FROG GOES TO ASTROLOGER: PLZ TEL MY FUTURE. AST: U'LL MEET A YOUNG GIRL, WHO’LL TOUCH U EVRYWHERE FROG: GREAT! WHEN, WHERE? AST: NEXT YEAR IN BIOLOGY LAB....

(429) ABOUT MAN: B4 FINDING GIRL-SPIDER MAN; AFTER FINDING-SUPER MAN; ENGAGED-GENTLE MAN; MARAGE-WATCH MAN; 10 YRS AFTER MARRAGE DOBERMAN. BWARE OF...

(430) LIFE IS 4 U DEATH IS 4 ME BEING HAPPY IS4U BEING SAD IS 4ME BEING TOGETHER IS 4U ,BEING LONELY IS 4ME ,EVERY THING IS 4U, BUT"U" R.K

(431) BABY DONKEY ASKED MOM DONKEY "MOM I HAVE NO ONE TO PLAY WITH ME" MOM REPLIED WAIT BABY THIS DONKEY WIL BE FREE AFTER READING THIS. R.K

(432) IN MY LIFE I LEARNED HOW 2 LOVE,2 SMILE, 2 BE HAPPY, 2 BE STRONG 2 WORK HARD 2 BE HONEST,2 BE FAITHFUL,2 FORGIVE R.K

(433) DAD: PAKKINTI AMMAYINI CHUDARA. .1ST CLAS LO PASS AYINDI... SON: ALA CHUDATAM VALLE NENU FAIL AYINDI...-) R.K

(434) IF UR PARTNER WAS SLEEPING. WHICH PLACE DO U LIKE 2 KISS? 1. NOSE 2.FOREHEAD 3.CHEEK 4.CHIN 5.LIPS 6.EAR I WILL SEND U THE MEANING AFTER U CHOOSE. REPLY ME... (ANSWERS )1.NOSE-SEX 2.FOREHEAD-LIK 2 B VERY CLOSE WIT UR PARTNER 3.CHEEK-TRUELY LOVING 4.CHIN-NOT SINCERE IN LOVE 5.LIPS-FOREVER LOVE 6.EAR-LOVE JUST FOR MONEY.R.K

(435) U R IN MY HEART U R IN MY BLOOD LIFE WITHOUT U IS IMPOSSIBLE... IF U R NOT THERE, I AM DEAD! HELLO, EXCUSE ME, I'M TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN.

(436) A SARDAR AND AN AMERICAN WERE CHATTING. AMERICAN: 90%OF THE MARRIAGES IN U.S.A ARE WITH E MAIL. SARDAR: 100% OF THE MARRIAGES IN INDIA WITH FEMALE....

(437) U STOLE MY MEMORIES, I EXCUSED. U STOLE MY LAUGH, I EXCUSED. YOU STOLE MY SMILE, I EXCUSED. BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH RETURN MY DOG'S PLATE....IT IS CRYING. R.K

(438) LIFE COMES ONLY ONCE. SO ENJOY IT TO FULL XITEMENT. NEVER BE ANGRY OR SAD. BECOZ EVERY ONEMINITE OF YOUR ANGER ARE SADNESS. U LOOSE 60SEC OF HAPPINESS, KEEPSMILING.

(439) TWO WAYS OF SUSIDE. 1. QUICK DEATH: TAKE A BIG ROPE, TIE IT ARROUND YOUR NECK AND HAND YOURSELF. 2. SLOW DEATH: TAKE A SMALL ROPE, TIE IN ON GIRLS NECK AND MARRY.

(440) TEACHER: WHAT ARE SOME PRODUCTS OF WEST INDIES? STUDENT: I DON’T KNOW. TEACHER: OF COURSE YOU DO. WHERE DO YOU GET SUGER? STUDENT: WE BORROW IT FROM OUR NEIGHBR.


(441) BUTTERFLY LIVES ONLY FOR 4DAYS. BUT STILL IT FLIES JOYFULLY CAPTURING MANY HEARTS. EACH MOMENT IN LIFE IS INDEED PRECIOUS. LIVE IT FULLY. LIV IT LIVELY.

(442) I ASKED A FLOWER, GOD GAVES A GARDEN, I ASKED DROP OF WATER GOD GAVES AN OCEAN. I ASKED A FRIEND, GOD GIFTED YOU.

(443) SIX BIRDS WERE SITTING ON A TREE. A HUNTER SAW THAT AND SHOT OVER TREE. 5BIRDS FLEW AWAY. BUT ONE BIRD WAS SITTING…… WHY? NEELAGE KOVVU YEKKUVA DANIKI KUUDA.

(444) FRIENDS ARE LIKE FISHES. YOU HAVE TO SIT PATIENTLY 4A LONG TIME TO CATCH A NICE ONE. JUST LIKE I CAUGHT U. BETTER STAY NICE. OR I WILL FRY.

(445) NOBODY TEACHES SUNRISE, FISH TO SWIM, BIRD TO FLY, PLANT TO GROW, CHILD TO CRY, AND NOBODY TEACHES HEART TO CHOOSE A FRIEND LIKE YOU, IT JUST HAPPENS.

(446) IF LIFE IS A GAME, I WISH YOU TO WIN. IF LIFE IS A JOURNEY, I WISH YOU TO WALK ON ROSES. IF LIFE IS A JOY, I WISH YOU 2 ALWZ SMILE. HAVE A GREAT & SUCCESSFULDAY.

(447) GO TO MAIN DOOR, LOOK OUTSIDE, SOMEONE IS WAITING FOR U. FOUND ... "THE MOON" ...YES... I'VE SENT “THE MOON"TO SAY U'GOOD NIGHT'.

(448) WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PROBLEM & TALENT? 2 BOYS LOVE 1 GIRL= PROBLEM..! 1 BOY LOVE 2 GIRL= TALENT..!

(449) I WISH YOU A FANTASTIC JANUARY, LOVABLE FEBRUARY, MARVELOUS MARCH, FOOLISH APRIL, ENJOYABLE MAY, SUCCESSFUL JUNE, WONDERFUL JULY, INDEPENDENT AUGUST, TASTYEST OCTOBER, BEAUTIFUL NOVEMBER, HAPPIEST DECEMBER. HAVE A VICTORIOUS YEAR...I WISH U HAPPY YEAR 4U R.K

(450) EVERY BAD SITUATION WILL HAVE SOMETHING POSITIVE... EVEN A STOPPED CLOCK IS CORRECT TWICE A DAY.THINK OF THIS AND LEAD YOUR LIFE. R.K

(451) I AM SENDING U 11 FLOWERS 1ST FOR UR BEAUTY 2ND ONE FOR UR TALENT 3RD ONE FOR UR CUTE NESS 4TH ONE FOR UR LOVE 5TH ONE FOR UR CARE 6TH ONE FOR URFFECTION 7TH ONE FOR UR BEAUTIFULL SMILE 8TH ONE FOR UR FRANKNESS 9TH ONE FOR UR HONESTY AND KEEP THE REMAINING 2 FLOWERS IN UR 2 EARS.....R.K

(452) PUTTING U THRU A BLOOD TEST. TESTING...TEST IN PROGRESS...TESTING OVER! RESULT: SORRY...U HAS NO BLOOD. U R MADE OF ONLY HONEY. THATS Y U R SO SWEET !R.K

(453) ARGUMENT BETWEEN BRITISH AND INDIAN: BRITISH: WE HAVE SPOILED YOUR MOTHER LAND FOR OVER 200 YEARS. INDIAN: HA HA HA. WE WILL SPOIL YOUR MOTHER TONGUE FOR………..

(454) 123 456 789 012 THAT’S GOOD TOMMOROW I WILL TEACH U ATOZ.

(455) JUST CHECK A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z DO I MISS SOMETHING? YES! I AM MISSING...”"U""R.K

(456) ATHISA, AISA, ATHEA, AWAYA, ATOA, ASAYA, AYOUA, AGOODA, ANI8A, AINA, AAA, ANEWA, ASTYLEA, CAN U UNDERSTAND THIS? PLZ ERASE FIRST AND LAST LETTER.R.K

(457) IF KISSES WERE WATER I WILL GIVE U A SEA, IF HUGS WERE LEAVES, I WILL GIVE U A TREE. IF U LOVES A PLANET I WILL GIVE U A GALAXY. IF FRIE NDSHIP IS LIFE,I WILL GIVE U "MINE" R.K

(458) 5 LOVABLE WORDS- "I AM ALONE WITHOUT U", 4 PLEASANT WORDS- "I CARE 4 U", 3 SWEET WORDS- "I MISS U", 2 SPECIAL WORDS- "DEAR FRIEND", 1 IMPORTANT WORD- "U"R.K

(459) ONE GIRL PRAYING GOD GIRL: MY GOD PLZ GIVE ME A CARING, LOVING, INTELLIGENT, SMART, TALENTED, SWEET GUY AS MY HUSBAND.GOD: THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE BCOZ ALREADY1000 GIRLS ARE PRAYING FOR ABHIRAM (ITS ME) HOW CAN I MANAGE. R.K

(460) I TOLD U TO CLOSE UR MOUTH .WHY CANT U HIDE A SECRT? WHT DO YOU THINK OF UR SELF? WHY DID U TELL EVRYONE THAT ILEANA LUVS ME.SEE NOW JENELIYA N TRISHA CALED ME AND CRYING.

(461) WORLD SURVEY WAS DONE 2 SEE HOW MANY GIRLS WANTED 2 MARRY "ME" 3%SAY-YES, 0%SAY-NO, 97%SAID- STOP JOKING, WE ARE NOT THAT MUCH LUCKY.

(462) MAN FALL IN LOVE ITS NATURAL! COW EATING GRASS ITS OK! BUT MONKEY READING THIS MSG! IT’S UNBELIEVABLE! STILL READING AMAZING... R.K

(463) GOOD THINGS COMES TO THOSE WHO WAIT. BETTER THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO TRY. BEST THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE...IN THEIR EFFORTS. R.K

(464) A GOOD MESSAGE FOR A GOOD PERSON FROM A GOOD FRIEND FOR A GOOD REASON AT A GOOD TIME ON A GOOD DAY IN A GOOD MOOD TO SAY. . GOOD DAY R.K

(465) HEY MOON DIM UR LIGHT! HELLO WIND BREEZE SOFT. HEY FLOWER! BLOSSOM SLOWLY. HELLO EARTH! SPIN GENTLY BECOZE MY FRIEND IS GOING TO SLEEP. GOOD NIGHT. R.K

(466) TEACHER TELLS A STUDENT A=B, B=C IMPLIES A=C. TEL ME AN EXAMPLE. STUDENT REPLIES- I LOVE U, U LOVE UR DAUGTER, IMPLIES I LOVE UR DAUGHTER.R.K

(467) BIN LADEN'S SON WAS STUDYING IN AN AMERICAN SCHOOL. TEACHER ASKED HIM "I'VE 4 APPLES HOW CAN I SHARE AMONG 5?” HIS ANS: SIMPLE... KILL ONE..!R.K

(468) THE SWEETNESS OF CHOCLATE REMAINS IN TONGUE FOR MINUTES BUT THE SWEETNESS OF A SWEET PERSON LIKE U REMAINS IN HEART FOR EVER. TILL THE LIFE ENDS.R.K

(469) SOME PEOPLE HAVE NICE EYES, SOME PEOPLE HAVE NICE SMILES, OTHERS HAVE NICE FACE, BUT YOU HAVE ALL OF THEM WITH NICE HEART.

(470) GIVE UR WHOLE HEART TO LOVER. SHE WILL BREAK IT. GIVE DA BROKEN HEART TO UR FRNDS. DEY WILL MAKE IT.I.E.FRNDSHIP.

(471) A DAILY THOUGHT... A SILENT TEAR...A CONSTANT WISH THAT U R NEAR... WORDS ARE FEW BUT THOUGHTS R DEEP MEMORIES OF OUR FRIENDSHIP ILL ALWAYS KEEP.

(472) ALWAYS START UR DAY WITH A LOT OF.... (S E X) (S)-MILE (E)-NERGY (X)-CITEMENT SO MAKE ‘S E X’ A DAILY HABIT, AND U'LL ALWAYS BE SUC"SEX"FUL !R.K

(473) SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS “S M S” SMS S-UCCESSFULL M-ORNING S-TARTS NOW WITH MY MESSAGE...

(474) IT’S MONSOON & I AM SURE YOU MST BE VERY HAPPY. YOU MUST BE FEELIN LIKE GOIN OUT, DRENCH YOURSELF SING SONGS, SPLASH WATER & FIND SUM 1 SPL.. RITE? EVRY FROG FEELS LIKE THIS.

(475) FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A DEGREE 2 START & FINISH WITHIN 3 OR 4 YEARS IT’S A LIFETIME COURSE NOT JUST 2 STUDY BUT..ALSO 2 FEEL, FIGHT, LOVE & LIVE.GDMG, HAVE A NICE DAY.

(476) 2 GOLDEN Phrases of friendship: "Don't believe the doubted One"... & "Don't doubt the believed One"...! That retains friendship for a longer time.

(477) ROUDY ANTS GROUP SAT ON A STREET. A LADY ELEPHANT PASSING THE ROAD. ONE OF THE ANT SAID "NEYABBA EM FIGURE RA MAMA 360, 240, 360"PITA PITALADUTHUNDHI!

(478) LOVE IS THE SECOND MISTAKE CREATED BY GOD. AND OF COURSE GIRLS ARE THE FIRST. BUT THE FACT IS THAT BOTH ARE BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES......!

(479) PATIENT AFTER EYE OPERATION:"DR KALLU KANIPISTALEVU" DR-NURSE BATTALU IPPEI. DR-IPPUDU KANIPISTUNDA? PATIENT: "LEDU" DR- "BHADCOO MARI SULLI ENDUKU LECHINDI RAAA.

(480) 1 DAY JR N T R ASKED DAD WHY I BORN SO FAT, DAD: 1 DAY I SAVED A PIG FALLING FROM HILL THEN IT SAID “CHACCHI NEE KADUPUNA PUDATA NAYANA" KEEP SMILING.

(481) S_N RISE, B_TTERFLY, PICT_RE, L_NCH, CLO_DS, ST_DIES, M_SIC, S_NDAY, ALL ARER VERY BORING WITHO_T "U"...

(482) OUR LIFE BEGINS WITH OUR CRY, OUR LIFE ENDS WITH OTHERS CRY, TRY 2 UTILIZE THIS GAP 2 LAUGH AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. R.K

(483) 2 EYES R BEST FRIENDS. BOTH WILL BLINK TOGETHER, MOVE, CRY, SEE N SLEEP 2GETHER... BUT IF DEY C A GIRL ONLY 1 WIL BLINK. “MORAL- A GIRL CAN BREAK ANY RELATION”.

(484) 3 things 2 watch: Beauty, Behavior, Action. 3 things 2 control: Tongue, Temper, Temptation, 3 things 2 Love: Purity, Honesty, hard work, 3 things 2 do: Miss me, Sms me, Call me.

(485) GIRL ASKED TO BOY: WHY DO YOU KEEP YOUR MOBILE IN YOUR PANT POCKET? BOY: THE NETWORK IS GOOD HOW IS POSSIBLE? IT’S NEAR TO TOWER.

(486) WHY DO COUPLES HOLD HANDS DURING THEIR WEDDINGDAY?? IT’S JUST A FORMALITY, LIKE TWO BOXERS SHAKING HANDS BEFORE THE FIGHT BEGINS.

(487) NIGHT ENDS WHEN YOU STOP DREAMING. LOVE ENDS WHEN YOU STOP BELIVING. OUR FRIENDSHIP ENDS WHEN I STOP BREATHING.

(488) SMILE IS LIKE A SIMCARD, AND LIFE IS A CELL, WHEN EVER YOU INSERT THE SIMCARD OF A SMILE, BEAUTIFULL DAYS ARE ACTIVATED.

(489) SORRY FOR THE DISTURBENCE. BUT MATTER VERY URGENT. RAVANA AGAIN KIDNAPED SITA. THEY NEED 100 MONKEYS. HURRY UP RAAA… GO FAST.

(490) A CLASSIC EXAMPLE TO PROVE GIRLS ARE SOO SELFISH: WHEN I WAS A KID SOMANY GIRLS WANTED TO KISS ME, I ALLOWED. NOW I WANT TO KISS SO MANY GIRLS, BUT THEY DON’T ALLOW ME.

(491) PUPPYDOG ASKED MOTHERDOG, “MOM PLZ TELL ME WHO IS MY FATHER?” MOTHER RELIED “BABY KEEP QUIET. DON’T DISTURB HIM. YOUR FATHER IS READING THIS MESSAGE”.

(492) AGE OF DRINKS: 1TO3 MILK, 3TO5 CERELAC, 5TO16 HORLICS, 17TO25 BEER, 26 TO 45 WHISKEY, 46 TO 75 TONIC, AFTER 75 ANYTIME “TULASI THEERDHAM”.

(493) ELUKA: BAVA OKKASAARI NEE DRAYAR ISTAAVA. ENUGU: ENDHUKO CHEPTEE ISTAANU. ELUKA: REPU NA KODUKU PELLI TENT VEYYADANIKI.

(494) MOTHER: M-MOTIVATOR, O-ONLYONE, T-TENDERLOVE, H-HEARTIEST, E-EFFORT, R-RESPONSIBILITIES”. THAT IS MOTHER.

(495) FRIEND: I TRIED YOUR NUMBER SO MANY TIMES. IT SAID “SWITCHED OFF”. SIGANNA: NO... IT IS MY DIALER TONE. HAHAHAAAAAAAAA.

(496) ALWAYS SMILE OK? BECOZ, YOUR SMILE IS SO CAPTIVATING AND SO NICE. SHOOME SAMPLE …..WOWWWWWW SUPER ONCEMORE…

(497) FRIENDSHIP IS NOT COLLECTION OF HEARTS. BUT IT IS SELECTION OF HEARTS. ALL FRIENDS ARE NOT TRUE. BUT TRUE FRIENDS ARE VERY FEW. LIKE YOU.

(498) IN ORDER TO GET A GOODJOB IN GOOD COMPANY A BOY REQUIRS 100%TALENT, WHERE AS GIRLS REQUIRE ONLY 4%TALENT REMAINING IS: 36, 24, 36=96%.

(499) BRING HER TO ROOM. TAKE HER TO ROOM, OPEN HER TOP, LIFT HER UP, PRESS UR LIPS TO HER LIPS, AND HAVE A NICE DRINK. “PEPSI A DIL MANGE MORE”.

(500) WHEN YOU BORN THERE WAS A HEAVY RAIN. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECOZ SKY AND STARS ARE CRYING FOR LOSING A CUTE STAR. BUT IAM LUCKY TO HAVE THIS CUTE STAR AS MY SWEET FRIEND.

(501) WHAT IS THE SECRET OF MY MOBILE ENERGY? BOOST? NO. HORLIKS? NO. MONEY? NO. FAME? NO. THEN WHAT? A SMALL AND SWEET MSG FROM YOU EVERYDAY.

(502) I LOVE “U” SERIOUSLY I LOVE “U”. I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED TO ME BUT I LOVE “U” NOT ONLY “U” I LOVE “V”, “W”, “X”, “Y”, “Z” AND ALL THE LETTERS IN ENGLISH.

(503) GOD GRANTED ME 1WISH. I ASKED FOR WORLD PEACE. HE SAID, “IT’S IMPOSSIBLE. PLZ ASK FOR SOMETHING ELSE”. I ASKED HIM TO MAKE YOU INTELLIGENT. HE SAID, “WAIT-LETME TRY WORLD PEACE”.

(504) TWO FACTS IN THIS WORLD: FACT 1: YOU CANNOT TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE. & FACT2: AFTER READING THIS 99/100 IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT.

(505) IAM A BIRD STANDING AT YOUR WINDOW. GUARDING YOUR EYES FROM SUNLIGHT. WITH MY WINGS. WAITING FOR YOU TO WAKEUP TO SAY “GOOD DAY, AND KEEP SMILING”.

(506) NEVER REJECT A PERSON WHO CARES YOU A LOT MANY BE YOU WONT GET A PERSON, WHEN YOU ARE ALONE IN THIS WORLD SO FIND THE REAL PERSON WHO CARES YOU A LOT.

(507) A SON AT COLLEGE WANTED MORE MONEY HE SENDS A TELEGRAM TO HIS FATHER. NO MONEY, NO FUN. YOUR SON. THE FATHER REPLIED HOW SAD, TOO BAD. YOU’R DAD.

(508) SUCCESS IS NEVER PERMANENT, FAILURE IS NEVER NEVER FINAL. SO ALWASYS DON’T STOP EFFORT UNTILL YOUR VICTORY MAKES A HISTORY.

(509) YOU MAKE 10FRIENDS, LAUGH WITH 9, MEET 8, TALK TO 7, CELEBRATE WITH 6, SHARE SECRETS WITH5, TRUST 4, CRY WITH 3, TAKE HELP OF 2, BUT DON’T FORGET “1” THAT’S ME.

(510) HARD WORK IS LIKE STEPS. LUCK IS LIKE A LIFT. LIFT MAY FAIL SOMETIMES. BUT, STEPS WILL ALWAYS GET YOU TO THE TOP.

(511) FRIEND: F: FULL OF LOVE, R: RARE TO GET, I: IDEAL GIFT OF GOD, E: EVERY TIME WITH US, N: NEVER FORGET, D: DEAR ITS YOU.

(512) I SMILE AT WHOM I LIKE, I CRY FOR WHOM I CARE, I SHARE WITH WHOM I LOVE, I LAUGH WITH WHOM I ENJOY & I MSG TO MY CUTE FRIEND WHOM I MISS THE MOST.

(513) “I HATE YOU” I: IAM, H: HAPPY TO SEE YOU, A: ALWAYS MISS YOU, T: THINKING OF YOU, E: EVERYDAY NEVER FORHET YOU. SO REALLY I WANT TO SAY I HATE YOU.

(514) ENTRY OF SUN, EARTH SMILES. ENTRY OF FLOWERS, BEES SMILE. ENTRY OF RAIN, TREES SMILE, WHEN YOUR MSG COMES TO ME, MY HEART SMILES.

(515) A SINGANNA WAS REPEATEDLY BUYING MOVIE TICKETS. FINALLY THE TICKET SELLER ASKED WHY? SINGANNA: “SOME STUPID STANDING NEAR THE DOOR IS TEARING MY TICKETS”.

(516) RAVANA: BHAVATI BIKSHAM DEHI, SITA: TISKONDI SWAMI, RAVANA: GEETA DAATI RAMMA. SHE CAME RAVANA: HA NEENU SWAMINI KANU RAVANUDANI, SITA: HA HA APRIL FOOL NEENU SITA KAADU PANIMANISHINI.

(517) WITHOUT U'R"SMS" DAYS R LIKE: "MOANDAY" "TEARSDAY" "WASTEDAY" "THIRSTDAY" "FRIGHTDAY" "SHATTERDAY"& "SADDAY"SO"SMS" ME EVERYDAY,.

(518) A CHINESE WAS IN HSPITAL.SARDAR WENT 2MEET HIM.CHINESE SAID"CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & DIED.HE WENT CHINA 2KNW D MEANING-YADAVA OXYGEN PIPE MEDA KAALU THI.

(519) NEVER WALK AWAY FROM TRUE FRIENDS. WHEN U SEE SOME FAULTS, BE PATIENT & REALIZE THAT NOBODY IS PERFECT. IT'S AFFECTION THAT MATTERS, NOT PERFECTION!..

(520) TEACHER:"WHY MAJORITY OF TAMILIANS ARE BLACK"? SINGANNA: "BECAUSE MAJORITY OF TAMILIANS ALWAYS WATCHES SUN TV & SURYA TV"....!!!

(521) "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T_ V W X Y Z"DID I MISS SOME THING? NO, NOT AT ALL I PUT"U"SAFELY IN MY HEART.

(522) I THINK 'M DISTURBNG U. SORRY DIS IS MY LAST MSG & I WIL NOT MSG U ANY MORE GUDBYE NEVER EXPECT THAT FROM ME. I HAV BORN 2 DISTURB U.

(523) ACC TO AGRICULTURE DEPT.THEIR R 2085364 COCONUT TREES IN AROUND A.P MY QUESTION IS Y DOESN'T ATLEAST ONE COCONUT FALL ON UR HEAD FOR NOT MSGING ME.

(524) GOOD NEWS!A NEW WAY 2 SEND ROMANTIC KISS 2 UR GIRLFRIEND JUST CALL ME & ORDER UR KISS I WILL PERSONALLY GO & DELIVER IT.

(525) MOTORIST HIT A SPARROW HE TOOK D UNCONSCIOUS BIRD N PUT IN CAGE VTH BREAD & WATER BIRD WAKES UP LOOK AROUND N SCREAMS... AYYO! NAKU JAIL! BIKE VADU CHACHADA ENTI.

(526) IF U READ DIS IM SMART....IF U SAVE DIS, U AGREE IM SMART......IF U F0RWARD DIS UR SPREADING IM SMART BUT IF U DELETE DIS, UR JEALOUS BCOZ IM SMART.

(527) GIRLS ARE LIKE A NET VIRUS.THEY ENTER UR LIFE, SCAN UR POCKETS, EDIT UR MIND, DOWN LOAD PROGRAMMS &DELETE UR HAPPINES. SO BE CAREFUL WIT GIRLS.

(528) BE SLOW IN CHOOSING FRIEND... SLOWER IN LOOSING THEM... BECAUSE FRIENDSHIP IS NOT AN OPPORTUNITY... BUT IT’S A SWEET RESPONSIBILITY.

(529) THOUSANDS OF RAINDROPS FALLS INTO SEA WATER BUT SOME DROPS ONLY GOES TO PEARL. LIKE THAT I HAVE SO MANY FRNDS BUT U R SPECIAL ONE...LIKE PEARL.R.K

(530) A BOY SINGING BYSEEING A GIRL "JHALAKDHIKALAJA JHALAKDHIKALAJA" SO GIRL HOLDING HER SLIPPER &SINGING " EK BAR AJA AJA AJA AJA AJA " R.K

(531) IF SUM1 THROWS A STONE AT U, U THROW A FLOWER AT HIM.EVEN IF AGAIN HE THROWS STONE,DONT GET ANGRY, THROW A "FLOWER POT"ON HIM.NEW GANDHIGIRI...

(532) TRUE LUV IS LIK A PILLOW U CN HUG IT IN TROBLE U CN CRY ON IT IN PAIN U CN EMBRACE IT IN HAPPINESS SO, WHN U NEED TRUE LUV SPEND RS 150 AND BUY A PILLOW..

(533) WHEN GOD OPENED THE WINDOW OF HEAVEN HE SAW ME & ASKED "WHATS UR WISH TODAY?" I SAID: LORD,TAKE CARE OF THE CUTE ONE WHO IS READING MY SMS!..

(534) A SPECIAL SMILE... A SPECIAL FACE... A SPECIAL SOMEONE I CANT REPLACE... A SPECIAL THANKS FROM ME TO U... FOR D SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, I FOUND IN U... :-)...

(535) HEADLINES DATED ON 1ST JAN,2020:- 1. PRESIDENT SONIA GANDHI N PRIME MINISTER PRIYANKA GANDHI WENT ITALY TO MEET ITALIAN PRESIDENT RAHUL GANDHI. 2. DHOOM-17 READY 4 RELEASE 3. I'L PLAY D NXT WORLDCUP-SACHIN 4. SALMAN KHAN ,HRITHIK, ABHISHEK ATTEND AISH'S 5TH WEDDING. 5. PETROL 1LT-RS 999 ONLY. 6. BALA KRISHNA'S NEW FILM 'NANNU NAMMUKO,VUNNADI AMMUKO' AUDIO RELEASD. 7. INKO 1YEARLO PRETHEIKA 'THELANGANA'- K.C.R

(536) MOON IS UPSET... &SUN IS HAPPY..... Y? BECZ MOON IS MISSING U & SUN IS GOING TO B WIT U DA WHOLE DAY.. GUD MORNING .

(537) NEVER FORWARD A SMS FROM A FRIEND TO ANOTHER FRIEND IF YOUR FRIEND KNOWS YOUR OTHER FRIEND YOUR FRIEND WHO IS A FRIEND OF YOUR OTHER FRIEND MIGHT HAVE ALREADY SENT THAT SMS TO HIS FRIEND WHO IS YOUR FRIEND AND OTHER FRIEND IS THE ONE TO WHOM YOU SHOULD NOT FORWARD WHAT YOUR FRIEND SENT YOU AND YOUR FRIEND, BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND ALREADY GOT IT FROM YOUR FRIEND WHO IS UR FRIEND OK DON'T CRY NOW. FORWARD IT 2 OTHERS AND MAKE THEM CRY.GOOD NIGHT.

(538) NEVER WALK AWAY 4M TRUE FRNDS. WHEN U SEE SOME FAULTS BE PATIENT & REALIZE THAT NOBODY IS PERFECT. I'M NOT PERFECT , BUT I CAN BE A TRUE FRIEND.

(539) HEART TOLD 2 EYES C LESS BCOZ U C AND I SUFER ALOT. THN EYES SAID THINK LESS BCOZ U THINK BUT I CRY A LOT.

(540) LOVE IS LIKE A CHEWING GUM IT TASTES ONLY IN THE STARTING!.. BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A CHOCOLATE IT TASTES TILL IT ENDS!.

(541) A RAINDROP MAY LOOK TOO SMALL 2 EYES BUT SOMWHERE A THIRSTY FLOWER AWAITS ITS FALL.A SMALL SMS SEEM 2 SMALL 2U BUT SOMWHERE A FRNDLY HEART REMEMBERS U.

(542) HERE IS ONLY ONE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DREAM AND AIM.., " DREAM REQUIRES SLEEP TO SEE..." WHEREAS " AIM REQUIRES SLEEPLESS EFFORT TO SEE....

(543) THE YOUTH NOWADAYS R GETTING WORSE! I WAS IN TEMPLE,WEN A GUY NEXT TO ME LIT A CIGARETTE FROM D AARATI,I WAS SHOCKED N ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER BOTTLE.

(544) A LIFESTORY OF REAL HERO. A BABY WAS BORN. SUNSHINE IN HIS EYES, STRONG AS DIAMOND TIGERS N LIONS GT FEAR OF HIS BIRTH. ANGELS BLESSED HIM FRM D HEAVEN. ALL GIRLS PLANED 2 MARRY HIM. HIS PARENTS WR VERY HAPPY & NAMED HIM ":-)ABHIRAM;-)" WARING:-EDTING & COPYING OF MSG STRICTLY PROHIBTED.

(545) TODAY I WILL LOSE SOMETHING. TOMORROW I CAN GET ANYTHING BUT I NEVER LOSE AND EVER GET ONE THING THAT IS U .BE A HRT BEAT FOREVER. :-)

(546) WHAT HAPPENS IF PHARMACY GRADUATES STARTS PRODUCING MOVIES? AIDS GOLA, EDURINTI ANTHRAX, PAKKINTI POLIO, INTLO EMULSION-VEEDHILO SUSPENSION, MAA INJECTION MEEDA OTTU MEE INFECTION CHALA CHEDDADI, KAIDI NO 500MG,PRIYAMINA PENCILLIN, ALIBABA ARADAZANU CAPSULES, 7/G GREEN CROSS COLONY, PANDANTI PFIZER.

(547) HI! CAN U DO ME A FAVOUR, IF U R NOT BUSY, IF U DONT MIND, IF IT DSNT TAKE MCH OF UR TIME, N IF U CAN DO IT 4 ME, CAN U (:-) SMILE PLEASE THAT'S IT.RAMUDU MANCHI BAALUDU,SIDDHU CHEDDA BALUDU.

(548) ONE DAY IF U NEED MY FRIENDSHIP& THERE R 100 STEPS BETWEEN US.U TAKE THE FIRST STEP TO GET NEAR ME ,I WILL TAKE ALL THE 99 STEPS TO BE THERE FOR U...

(549) FRIEND AND BLOOD HAVE ONLY ONE DIFFERENCE. BLOOD ENTERS INTO HEART AND FLOWS OUT , BUT A FRIEND ENTERS IN LIFE AND STAYS FOREVER..

(550) BEING NEAR IS NOT THE MEANING OF BEING DEAR. I MAY BE FAR FROM YOU BUT MSGS ARE BRIDGES TO MAKE U FEEL THAT I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU......

(551) ONCE ANT & MOSQUITO GOT MARRIED,IN 1ST 9T,MOSQUITO HAS CAME OUT,FRIENDS ASKING 'BAYATAKENDUKOTCHESAV', REPLIES MOSQUITO 'DHANAMMA LOPALA ALLOUT PETTUKUNDHI'

(552) 'TIME' IS DE MOST RARE LUXURY, WHICH COULD NEVER BE PURCHASED AT ANY COST. SO WHEN SOMEONE SPENDS IT FOR YOU, IT DEFINES DE DEPTH OF CARE DEY HAVE FOR YOU.

(553) "KEEPING SOMEONE IN OUR HEART IS VERY EASY... BUT, TO BE IN SOMEONE'S HEART IS VERY DIFFICULT... SO "RESPECT" THE HEART WHICH "CARES" YOU...

(554) NEVR BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE! BCZ, GUDDAYS GIVE ‘HAPINESS’’ BADDAYS GIVE ''XPERIENCE'' WORSTDAYS GIVE YOU "A LESSON” ALL ARE ESNTIAL IN LIFE.SO ENJOY EVRY DAY.

(555) WEN SOMETHING VALUEABLE IS NEAR US WE WON’T CARE 4 IT. BUT WEN WE MISS THAT PRECIOUS THING WE START FEELING 4 IT SO DONT MISS ANYTHING.

(556) MY LOVE IS NOT A MOON, NOT A SUN, NOT A STAR, BCOZ THEY ALL DISSAPEAR.MY LOVE IS LIKE SKY, WHICH WILL ALWAYS BE WATCHING OVER U.

(557) A GOLDEN THOUGHT: "IF U FALLS, DONT SEE THE PLACE WHERE U FELL BUT SEE THE PLACE WHERE U SLIPPED... "SUCCESS IS ALL ABOUT CORRECTING YOUR MISTAKE".

(558) ONE SEC ONEMIN ONE HOUR ONEDAY ONE WEEK ONEMON ONE YEAR NOMATTER HOW LONG WEDN'T SEE EACH OTHER YOU W'L BE IN MY HEARTFOREVER AS MY HEART MY DEAR FRIEND.

(559) NA PAYANAM LO PRATI MAJILI NUVU. NA MAATALALO PRATI ARTHAM NUVVU. NA TANUVULO PRATI ANUVU NVU, NA MANASULO PRATI ANUVU NUVVU NENU ANE PADANIKE ARDANIVI NUVVU, NEEVU LENI NA JEEVITAM OOHAKAINA NARAKAM, NE KOSAM TADI AARANI KALLATHO EDATEGANI OOHALATHO ANTU LENI AASHA THO EDURU CHUSTUNANU.

(560) WHAT'S DIFFRENCE BETWEEN PROBLEM AND CHALLANGE, TEACHER ASKED A SMART BOY. BOY: 3 BOYS + 1 GIRL ON A BED= PROBLEM, 1 BOY + 3 GIRLS ON A BED= CHALLANGE!

(561) NIGHT IS GONE & THE MORNING HAS COME. ALL THE STARS WERE HIDDEN BY THE LIGHT OF SUN. WHT A SURPRISE..! STILL A BEAUTIFUL STAR READING MY MSG...

(562) BEWARE OF DUPLICATE MORNING WISHERS I AM THE ONLY AUTHORISED, ISO-9001-2007 CERTIFIED DEALER IN MORNING WISHES. AND I HAVE NO BRANCHES ANYWERE.

(563) WHENEVER I SIT ALONE I JUST LOOK AT MY HANDS AND SEE THE CRISS CROS LINES AND WONDER WHICH SPECIAL LINE MADE ME SO LUCKY TO GET A FRIEND LIKE YOU!

(564) MY PAST SAYS YOU MET ME. MY FUTURE SAYS YOU WILL CARE FOR ME. MY DREAMS SAYS YOU UNDERSTAND ME. BUT MY HEART SAYS U ALWAYS REMEMBER ME.

(565) AMERICAN: NEWBORN CHILD HAS NO HAND, WE FITTED ARTIFICIAL, NOW HE'S BOXING CHAMPION. INDIAN: CHILDBORN WITH NO HEAD, WE FITTED EMPTY COCONUT, NOW IT'S READING MSG.

(566) WHY DOES A BUFFALO ALWAYS ENJOY’S DIRTY WATER?? ? WHY?? ? WHY?? WHY?? ? ? ANYWAY THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL MATTER I WONT INTERFERE...

(567) BA(G)PIPER, NEP(O)LION, OLDM(O)NK, OL(D)COSK, MO(N)ITOR, KALYAN(I), KIN(G)FISHER, (H)AYWARDS, VO(T)CA, HAVE A KICKFUL NITE....!.

(568) BEAUTIFUL PICTURES ARE DEVOLPED BY NEGATIVES IN A DARK ROOM. SO IF YOU SEE DARKNESS IN YOUR LIFE ASSUMES THAT GOD IS MAKING A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE FOR YOU.

(569) TOWARDS DIE MANY TIMES BEFORE THEIR DEATHS THE VALIANT NEVER TASTE OF DEATH BUT ONCE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.

(570) "IN LIFE, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN MISSING UNTILL IT ARRIVES & YOU WIIL NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE GOT UNTILL YOU MISS IT."

(571) WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU PRAY, WHEN YOU CRY, WHEN YOU DREAM, WHEN YOU KISS, BCOZ MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN LIFE 'ARE NOT SEEN BUT FELT BY THE HEART?

(572) DREAM IS A PASSION ... WHERE WE CAN RULE THE WORLD OF OUR OWN. DREAM IS A GIFT OF GOD, WHERE WE CAN ENJOY EVERYTHING. SO, HAVE A SWEET DREAM TONITE.

(573) FEEL GOOD SOMEBODY MISS YOU. FEEL BETTER WHEN SOMEBODY LOVES YOU. BUT FEEL BEST WHEN SOMBODY NEVER FORGETS YOU.

(574) IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, IF YOU NEED A HAND, JUST CALL MY NUMBER, BECEAUSE IAM YOUR FRIEND.

(575) MAKE YOUR LIFE A HOUSE YOUR HEART CAN LIVE IN. WITH A DOOR THAT IS OPEN TO RECIVE FRIENDS. AND A GARDEN FULL OF MEMORIES… OF MANY GOOD THINGS.

(576) YOU CANOT BUY FRIENDSHIP, YOU CAN EARN IT. IF SOMEONE COMES FOR HELP, BE A TRUE FRIEND.

(577) A FRIEND IS ALLWAYS WELCOME…EARLY IN THE MORNING OR LATE AT NIGHT. TIME IS OF NO IMPORTENCE…WHEN IT CONCERNS REAL FRIENDSHIP.

(578) FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS… YOU DON’T SEE THEM ALL THE TIME, BUT YOU KNOW THEY ARE THERE.

(579) A RING IS ROUND AND HAS NO END, SO IS MY LOVE FOR YOU MY FRIEND. MAKE NEW FRIENDS BUT KEEP THE OLD. ONE IS SILVER THE OTHER GOLD.

(580) WHEN I AM WALKING IN FROUNT OF YOU, IAM PROTECTING YOU. WHEN IAM BESIDE YOU, IAM THERE FOR YOU. WHEN I BEHIND YOU, IAM WATCHING OVER YOU. WHEN I AM ALONE, IAM THINKING OF YOU.

(581) TRUE FRIENDS ARE LIKE DIAMONDS. THEY ARE REAL AND RARE. FALSE FRIENDS ARE LIKE LEAVES. THEY ARE SCATTERED EVERYWHERE.

(582) IF YOU NEED ADVICE, TEXT ME. IF YOU NEED A FRIEND, CALL ME. IF YOU NEED ME, COME TO ME. IF YOU NEED MONEY…………. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACH NOW.

(583) I ALWAYS THOUGHT LOVING SOME ONE WAS THE GREATEST FEELING, BUT I REALISED THAT LOVING A FRIEND IS EVEN BETTER, WE LOSE PEOPLE WE LOVE BUT WE NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS.

(584) WE GAIN AND LOSE THINGS EVERYDAY. BUT TRUST ME ON ONE THING: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME. I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE AS A FRIEND.

(585) A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO REACHES FOR YOUR HAND AND TOUCHES YOUR HEART.

(586) MANY PEOPLE WILL WHALK IN AND OUT OF YOUR LIFE, BUT ONLY TRUE FRIENDS WILL LEAVE FOOTPRINTS IN YOUR HEART.

(587) YOU MAY BE OUT OF MY SIGHT, BUT NOT OUT OF MY HEART, YOU MAY BE OUT OF MY REACH BUT NOT OUT OF MY MIND. I MAY MEAN NOTHING TO YOU BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SPECIAL TO ME.

(588) NEVER SAY YOU ARE HAPPY WHEN YOU ARE SAD. NEVER SAY YOU ARE FINE WHEN YOU ARE OK. NEVER SAY YOU FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU FEEL BAD. AND NEVER SAY YOU ARE ALONE WHEN IAM STILL ALIVE.

(589) SOMETIMES MY MIND ASKED WHY? I MISS YOU, WHY? I CARE FOR YOU, WHY? I REMEMBER YOU THEN MY HEART ANSWERED IT’S SIMPLY BECOZ YOU ARE A SWEET FRIEND.

(590) CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR DREAMS AND YOU JUST FEEL MY LOVE. IT’S ONLY FOR YOU FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL MY END OF LIFE.

(591) A BOS ASKED HIS P.A (SINGANNA) TO BRING TWO CORNER TICKETS FOR A MOVIE TO ENJOY WITH HIS LADY WHO HE LOVE. SINGANNA BROUGHT TWO CORNER TICKETS THEIR SERIAL NUMBERS A1&A24.

(592) ANSWER MY QWECTION? BUT THINK BEFORE ANSWERING. YOUR NAME IS YOU & MY NAME IS I NOW.I AM A MAD NOW, TELL ME WHO IS MAD U OR I ? TAKE YOUR OWNTIME.

(593) A BOY SINGING BY SEEING A GIRL “JALAK DHIKALAJA JALAKDHIKALAAJA” SO GIRL HOLDING HER SLIPPER AND SINGING “ EK BAR AJAA AJAA AAJA AAJA”.

(594) THOUSENDS OF RAINDROPS FALLS IN TO SEA WATER BUT SOME DROPS ONLY GOES TO PEARL. LIKE THAT I HAVE SOMANY FRIENDS BUT YOU ARE APECIAL ONE.

(595) BE SLOW IN CHOOSING FRIEND. SLOWER IN LOOSING THEM. BECEAUSE FRIENDSHIP IS NOT AN OPPOERTUNITY BUT IT IS A SWEET RESPONSIBILITY.

(596) GIRLS ARE LIKE NET VIRUS. THEY ENTER YOUR LIFE, SCAN YOUR POCKETS, EDIT YOUR MIND, DOWNLOAD PROGRAMS AND DELETE YOUR HAPPINES. SO BECAREFULL WITH GIRLS.

(597) BOY & GIRL IN HOTEL. BOY-I LOVE YOU....! GIRL-I DONT LOVE YOU BOY-THINK AGAIN? GIRL-I TOLD YOU, NO. BOY-WAITER BRING SEPERATE BILL FOR US GIRL-I LOVE YOU TOO...

(598) THIS IS MAGIC.IF YOU PRESS DOWN 10 TIMES, YOU WI'LL BECOME SWEET.BUDHHU! YOU DONT NEED MAGIC.YOU ARE ALREADY SWEET. MY DEAR SWEET HEART.R.K

(599) DIAL 100 SAY "PORA PANDI" & WIN FREE TRIP TO CENTRAL JAIL 4 3 MONTHS,EARLY WINERS GET WHITE SHIRT & HALF TROUSER WITH FANCY NUMBR HURY UP R.K

(600) FEELINGS ARE MANY BUT WORDS ARE FEW,CLOUDS ARE DARKBUT SKY IS BLUE.LOVE IS A PAPERBUT LIFE IS GLUE.EVERYTHING IS FALSE ONLY FRIENDSHIP IS TRUE.....R.K

(601) HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA YEMI LEDU SUDDEN GA NE FACE GURTHOCHHINDI.

(602) WHEN IT RAINS ALL THE BIRDS FLY FOR SHELTER.BUT EAGLE ALONE AVOIDS THE RAIN BY FLYING ABOVE THE CLOUD.PROBLEM IS COMMON TO ALL BUT ATTITUDE MAKES THE DIFFERENCE.R.K

(603) "FAITH"MAKES ALL THINGS POSSIBLE"HOPE"MAKES ALL THINGS HEAVEN"LOVE"MAKES ALL THINGS BEAUTIFULI WISH"YOU"GET ALL THREE IN"EVERY SECOND"OF YOUR LIFE. R.K

(604) A BOY WAS KISSING A GIRLBOY ASKS GIRL: "WHERE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND? AND WHEN WILL HE COME" GIRL : DARLING YOU CONTINUE,THAT STUPID IS READING THIS MSG R.K

(605) GIRLSS HOBBIES PLAYING WITH INNOCENT BOYS,TIMEPASS WITH FUNNY BOYS,FRIENDSHIP WITH SMART & CLEVER BOYS LOVE WITH ROMANTIC BOYS,MARRIAGE WITH RICH BOYS.R.K

(606) WHO AM I TO YOU....? YOUR ANSWER MUST BE IN A MOVIE NAME. FORWARD TO ALL AND GET FUNNY ANSWERS. . . REPLY IS MUST .I AM WAITING...........R.K

(607) HOW DOES AN INTELLIGENT BOY PROPOSE TO A GIRL??-HE TAKES THE GIRL IN A BOAT AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIVER HE SAYS, "LOVE ME OR LEAVE THE BOAT?"R.K

(608) THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM A FRIEND TO A FRIEND FOR A FRIEND TO BE A FRIEND SO THAT A FRIEND REMAINS A FRIEND OF A FRIEND WHO IS A FRIEND FOREVER.R.K

(609) DO U KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VICKS AND SEX RASUKONI PADUKONTE VICKS PADUKONI RASUKONTE ADHI SEX. R.K

(610) A BIG GOODMORNING TO MY SWEET LOVING SUGAR COATED CHOCO MALLOW MILKY SHAKY HONEY DIPPED CHIZ MELTING ORANGE JUICY MOZZAREA PEPERONI SPICY ICY FRIEND. R.K

(611) IMAGINE THAT I DON'T HAVE A NAME. TELL ME WHICH NAME WILL YOU SELECT FOR ME. FORWARD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND GET SOME LOVELY NAMES. FIRST REPLY ME MUST.R.K

(612) I HAVE CHANGED MY NUMBER, NOTE DOWN MY NEW NO. N PLZ GIVE ME A MISS CALL.MY NEW NO. IS...”100"DUM HAI TO MISS CALL MAAR!! MAAR NA! R.K

(613) I DONT KNOW HOW MANY METERS MAKE A MILE, NOR DO I KNOW HOW LONG IS THE RIVER NILE. BUT I ALWAYS SMILE WHENEVR I SEE YOUR NAME ON MOBILE..R.K

(614) I HEARD SOMEONE WHISPER YOUR NAME, BUT WHEN I TURNED AROUND TO SEE WHO IT WAS,I NOTICE I WAS ALONE,THEN I REALIZEIT WAS MY HEART TELNG ME THT I MISS UR.K

(615) NENU _ NIPPU, NUVU _ PAPPU! NENU _ PISTHA, NUVU _BASTHA! NENU_UKKU, NUVU_DOKKU! TENSION PADAKU NUVVU KOODA FORWARD CHESUKO.PANDAGA CHESUKO :-)R.K

(616) WHICH WORD STARTS WITH 'S' & ENDS WITH 'X'? IT HAS A LOT OF UPS AND DOWN MOVEMENTS? ANS: SENSEX!!*BUT I LIK D WAY YOU THINK.R.K

(617) FLASH NEWS: THE"ORBIT WHITE" BUFFALO IS DEAD.CMPANY IS SEARCHING FOR NEW BUFFALO SO, BECAREFULL. I DONT WANT TO LOSE U.SO PLZ DONT GO OUTSIDE.

(618) WE HAVE 26 ALPHABETS IN ENGLISH.BUT BEFORE1947 WE HAD ONLY24.YOU KNOW WHY? BCOZ YOU AND I WERE NOT BORN ATTHAT TIME. R.K

(619) CAN A GIRL MAKE YOU A MILLIONAIRE? YES! IF YOU ARE A BILLIONAR. R.K

(620) MONKEYS JUMP JUST LIKE YOU.....DOGS BARK JUST LIKE YOU.....CATS MEW JUST LIKE YOU....DEVILS LOOK JUST LIKE YOU.....SEE MY INNOCENCE... STILL I LIKE YOU.R.K

(621) WHAT'S DIFFERENCE BTWN-1.GIRLFRIEND, 2.LOVER, 3.WIFE.4.STEPHANEY? SIMPLE...1. PREPAID, 2. POSTPAID, 3. LIFETIME, 4. COIN BOX...! R.K

(622) EXAMPLE OF FRNDSHIP: SINGANNA COMMITING SUCIDE, SOMEONE ASKED THE REASON. HE SAID, MY WIFE RAN WITH MY FRIEND AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY FRIEND... R.K

(623) IT TAKES 15 TREES, 2 PRODUCE PAPERS, THAT WE USE TOWRITE ONE EXAM.SAVE TREES SAVE ENVIRONMENT SO JOIN OUR STRUGLE TOBAN XAMS BY FORWADING THIS MESSAGE (ANTI EXAM FORCE,'AEF')

(624) A FRIEND SAYS " IF ANYTHING HAPPENS I AM THERE...", BUT A TRUE FRIEND SAYS "NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU UNTILL I AM THERE WITH YOU "

(625) HOPE MAKESLIFE POSSIBLE. FAITH MAKESLIFE WORKABLE.LOVE MAKESLIFE BEAUTIFUL.BUT A FRIEND MAKES LIFE MEANINGFUL...

(626) UPPUKAPPURAMBU CHIRU BANDAGA UNDU CHUDA CHUDA CINEMALU CHETTAGA UNDU CINEMALANDU NTR CINEMALU VERAYYA VISWADABHIRAMA "SHANKAR DADA " CHOODAKURA MAMA.

(627) I LOVE 3 FRIENDS 1 IS THE "SUN" 2 IS THE "MOON" 3 IS THE "YOU" "SUN" FOR" "DAYTIME" "MOON"FOR "NIGHT TIME" "YOU" 'F0R 'LIFETIME" AS MY FRIEND.

(628) 700 IN A TRAIN, 50 IN A BUS, 10 IN A SUMO, 6 IN A CAR, 4 IN A AUTO, 2 IN A BIKE, BUT ONLY "ONE" IN MY HEART YOU ONLY MY FRIEND KEEP SMILING ..

(629) F- FIRST PERSON TO SHARE OUR FEELINGS R-READ YOU ARE DEEPER HEART TO SOLVE PROBLEM I-INHIBITS THE SARROWS E- ENCOURAGE EVEN YOU ARE DEFEATED N-NEAREST GOD TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS AND D-DEATH TOO CANNOT BREAK THAT FRIENDSHIP F*R* I* E*N*D THIS IS NOT JUST A DEFINITION . I WANT OUR FRIENDSHIP TO BE LIKE THAT.

(630) LEAVE SUMTHING FOR SOMEONE.NEVER LEAVE SOMEONE FOR SUMTHING.BCOZ IN LIFE SUMTHING WILL LEAVE YOU BUT SOMEONE WILL ALLWAYS LIVE WITH YOU.THAT"S ME FOR YOU.

(631) A CLAY POT HAVING MILK WIL B RANKED HIGHER THAN A GOLDEN POT HAVIN POISON ITS NT OUR OUTER GLAMOUR BT OUR INNER VIRTUES DAT MAKE US VALUABLE.

(632) SARDAR: OYE I LOST 800RS. BET ON CRICKET MATCH. 500 ONCE & 300 AGAIN FOR SAME MATCH. FRIEND: OYE YAR HOW? SARDAR: I BET 300 AGAIN FOR HIGHLIGHTS.

(633) SOMEONE CAN GIVE YOUCRYING & TEARS.., MANY OTHERS CAN GIVE YOU LAUGHTER & SMILES, BUTBELIEVE ME,ONLY FRNDS CAN GIVE YOU"LAUGHING TEARS"& "CRYING SMILES".

(634) DISTANCES DO NOT MATTER WHEN THE MEMORIES ARE SWEET.AND SPECIAL PEOPLE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN WHEN THEY REMAIN IN HEART BEATS...!

(635) WOW THIS IS A WONDER. I'HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE.. KNOW WHAT?? THE MRNING HAS GONE THE MOON HAS COME BUT STIL THERE IS A BEAUTIFUL STAR READING MY MESSAGE...

(636) WHEN "YOU START CARING ABOUT YOUR SELF, THEN"YOU START LOVING SOMEBODY...BUT...ALWAYS R'MBER WHEN"YOU START CARING ABOUT OTHERS, SUMBODY WILL START LOVING"YOU"......!

(637) WHY BUFFALO KEEPS ITS TOUGUE IN NOSE ... .AYINA NEE PERSONAL PROBLEMS NAAKENDUKU LE...

(638) DONT'PLACE ME IN YOUR MOBILE.I MAY MISS AS NO COVERAGE.PLZ ME IN UR HEART.EVERY BEAT REMAINS MY WORDS.

(639) REMEMBER ME LIKE A PRESSED FLOWER IN YOUR PERSONAL NOTEBOOK, IT MAY NOT BE HAVING FRAGRANCE BUT WILL REMIND YOU OF MY EXISTENCE FOREVER IN YOUR LIFE.....!!!!!

(640) I BET, YOU’WILL READ THIS TWICE!"THIS MAN IS MAN NICE MAN.MAN TO MAN SEE MAN SOME MAN 1 MAN LOSING MAN IN A MAN BET MAN WITH MAN ME MAN!"(READ WITHOUT MAN)

(641) SILKSMITHA 9TH DEATH ANNIVERSARY.SO REMOVE ALL U R DRESSES AND DANCE FOR 2 MINUTES. FORWARD THIS SMS ALL U R FRNDS. JAI SILKU JAI JAI SILKUENJOY...

(642) '6U!U.:OWPOO6 '6U!I!WS D33>I CONFUSED..?TURN YOUR MOBILE UPSIDE DOWN AND READ IT AGAIN...

(643) MY THUMB NEVER PAINS WHIL TYPING SMS 4 U BUT MY HEART BEAT KEEPS INCREASNG..UNTIL I SEE"MSG DELIVERD"TO UNAHI TO...1PAISE WASTE HO JAENGE.

(644) GANDHIJI NEVER HAD UNDERWEAR UNDER HIS DHOTI BCOZ HE BELIEVED IN "FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT" FEEL FREE...BE LIKE HIM.. REMOVE UR UNDERWEAR..JAI GANDHIGIRI..!

(645) DO U THNK ONLY LOVE, OUR GOOD RELATION EXIST, BEFORE SAME TIME WE WAS STRNGER BUT IN QUICK PERIOD WE BECOME TRUE FRNDS. LEAVE IN EACH OTHR HEART. REALLY UR SO SWEET MY FRIEND.

(646) SECONDS OF INTRODUCTION. MINUTES OF DISCUSSION.HRS OF ATTRACTION.DAYS OF INTERACTION.YEARS OF SATISFACTION.MAKES OUR FRIENDSHIP A STRNG CONSTRUCTION.

(647) GREAT FRIENDS ARE PART OF MEMORIES. TIME CAN NEVER ERASE. WHEN LIFE IS BLESSED WITH FRIEND LIKE U, SWEETER MEMORIES ARE ALWAYS THERE TO LOOK BACK.

(648) REMEMBER THE DAY WHEN WE MEET? NOT KNOWING EACH OTHER. . NOT WANTIN TO KNOW . . . NOT EVEN A SMILE! THEN WE STARTED WITH A BLANK SMILE. . THEN STARTED WITH ‘CHEPPANDI’. . THEN BE CAME ‘CHEPPU’. . THEN 'REY ERA ANDALL '!! SHARED OUR DAYS, HOURS, AND SECONDS. . WE MADE CASTLES WITH OUR THOUGHTS, MOVED MOUNTAINS WITH OUR DREAMS. . TODAY I WANNA TELL U HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME. .! HAND IN HAND WE'LL MOVE THE IMMOBILE. . LONG LIVE OUR 4NDSHIP. .

(649) PLS GIVE ME A KISS! SHOCKED? DARO MAT KISS MEANS K > KOII > INTERESTINGS > SMSS > SEND KARO AB TO THIK HAI NA?! SO ALWAYS KISS ME O.K.

(650) BALAYYA IN "BEVERSEGADU ZINDABAD." AAKALESTHE AAKULU THINTA... ALISOSTHE AMUDHAM THAGUTHA....MOODOSTHE MUDUCHUKUNI KURCHUNTA BULLEMMA....

(651) ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1 23 45 67 89 0! "% -& ?+ =? ?YEMITO JANALU YEM PAMPINA CHADUVUTARU MARII NA MSG ANTE ANTHA CRAZE.R.K

(652) BILLGATES NEVER DID LAKSMI POOJA BUT STILL HE IS THE RICHEST MAN. EINSTEIN NEVER DID SARASWATI POOJA BUT HE WAS GENIUS. BELIEVE IN HARD WORK. NOT IN LUCK.R.K

(653) NA NICEFRND KI "NICE MORNING NA SWEETFRND KI SWEET MORNING NA LOVINGFRND KI LOVELY MORNING NA HEARTLYFRND KI HEARTLY MORNING NA GOODFRND KI GOOD MORNING.R.K

(654) MAN1: WHY ARE YOU CRYING LIKE A LADY, WHILE WHTCHING THE TV SERIAL? MAN2: HEY LOOK CORRECTLY, IT'S NOT TV SERIAL.IT'S MY MARRIAGE CD..!R.K

(655) CHITTI CHILAKAMMA, LOVER THITTINDA, BAR KI VELLAVA, BEER THECHAVA, FRIDGE LO PETTAVA ,GUTUKKUNI MINGAVA ...INKA PADUKOMMA.

(656) THINK CAREFULLY...HOW CAN A MUTE PERSON TELL A BLIND PERSON THAT THE BLIND PERSONS WIFE IS DEAD?

(657) MARAPU RANI SNEHAMA, MARACHI PONI NESTHAMA,KALALU KANNA THIRAMA,KALALONA SWAPNAMA,NINDU PUNNAMILO JABILILA,PURIVIPPINA NEMALILA,VIRABUSINA MANDHARAMLA,VECHE CHALANI PILLAGALILA,MEKOSAM,MESNEHAM KOSAM,ME PREMA KOSAM,YELLAVELALA YEDHURU CHUSE YOUR FRIEND.

(658) I WOULD CROSS A THOUSAND OCEANS JUST TO HOLD YOU TIGHT.I WOULD CLIMB A THOUSAND MOUNTAINS JUST TO BE WITH YOU EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.DARLING I MISS YOU SO MUCH.

(659) I DREAM ABOUT YOU EVERY NIGHTI SHIVER WHEN YOUR IN SIGHTI LONG TO HOLD YOU CLOSE N TIGHTI WANNA BE THERE WITH ALL MY MIGHTI THINK YOU ARE THE GIRL I LOVE YOU, ITS RIGHT.

(660) BEAUTY IS TO SEE, NOT TO TOUCH....SMS IS TO SEND, NOT TO STORE..FRIENDSHIP IS TO MAKE, NOT TO BREAK...(=^.^=)

(661) NEVER B A PART OF SOMEONES HAPPINESS,ALWAYS B THE REASON 4 IT.ALWAYS B A PART OF SOMEONES SADNESS BUT NEVER B THE REASON 4 IT !!!

(662) I FINALLY GOT MY PAST,PRESENT,AND FUTURE TENSES CORRECT 2DY.I LOVED YOU.I LOVE YOU.I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

(663) "i am enthralled by your beauty,mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love.No wonder i am always thinking about you."

(664) WORDS & HEARTS R 2 THINGS IN THE WORLD WHICH SHOULD BE HANDLED WITH CARE!BECAUSEWORDS WHEN SPOKEN & HEARTS WHEN BROKEN ARE DIFFICULT TO REPLCE.

(665) A KISS IS JUST A KISS TILL U FIND THE 1 U LOVE.A HUG IS JUST A HUG TILL U FIND THE 1 YOU ARE ALWAYS THINKING OF.A DREAM IS JUST A DREAM TILL IT COMES TRUE.LOVE WAS JUST A WORD TILL I HEARD IT FROM U.

(666) ANOTHER MONTH,ANOTHER YEAR,ANOTHER SMILE,ANOTHER TEAR,ANOTHER WINTER,ANOTHER SUMMER TOO BUT THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER YOU!

(667) I'M NOT A CLOCK TO SMS U24 HOURS.BUT MY HEARTIS LIKE A CLOCK.THAT WILL CARE, LOVE & PRAY 24 HOURS FOR...A SPECIAL N LOVABLEFRNDLIKE " YOU".

(668) ABHI...... THE ULTIMATEMSG RAGANE CELL ADIRINDI KADU...ADARAKA POTE VIBRATION MODE LO PETTU... MSG MALLI PAMPUTHA...

(669) U MAY MISS MEU MAY IGNORE MEU MAY FORGET MEBUT ONE DAY IF YOU WANNA SEE ME DONT SEARCH ,JUST SEE UR SHADOW I WILL BE THERE...TRUST ME!!

(670) EVERY TIME I MISS U,A STAR FALLS.SO, IF YOU EVER LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND THE STARS ARE GONE,ITS BECAUSE YOU MADE ME MISS YOU TOO MUCH!

(671) SARDAR:WALKING ON D ROAD.HE SAW SOMTING ON D ROAD.HE DIDNOT KNOW WAT WAS IT?HE "TASTED" IT.THEN HE SAID., CHI CHI IDI "PEDA",INKA NAYAM TOKKALEDU.

(672) RICH FRNDS TRAVEL IN CARS , POOR FRNDS TRAVEL IN CARTS , BUT GOOD FRNDS LIKE U TRAVEL IN HEARTS.SO PLZ CONTINUE UR JOURNEY.

(673) IF YOUGETLESS MESSAGESFROM ME..DONT THINK THAT I DIDNT CARE 4 YOUBUTI'M SEARCHING4 ABEST MESSAGE & A BEST TIME4 ABEST PERSONLIKE YOU.

(674) A SARDAR SAW A BEAUTIFUL GIRL,HE WENT AND KISSED HER. GIRL: "STUPID WHAT R U DOING?" SARDAR: B.COM FINAL YEAR"...

(675) SPEACIAL MESSAGE FOR ALL MY GUD FRIENDS,ONE WORD MAKES U TO TAKE GUD DECISION,ONE STEP MAKES U TO WALK TROUGH THE UN BEATABLE SUCCESS,ONE WORK MAKE LIFE BEAUTIFULL.

(676) NEW DAYNEW DATENEW MORNINGNEW AFTERNOONNEW EVENINGNEW NIGHTALL R NEW BUTU R MY OLD FRIENDNO...NO...GOLD FRIEND.

(677) TEL ME WHICH FRUIT SUITS U!ORANGE,GRAPES,STRAWBERRY,PAPAYA,APPLE,GUAVA,BANANA,WATERMELON,MANGO,I'LL TELL UR BEHAVIOUR AFTER UR REPLY...(ANS) ORANGE- PROUD,GRAPES- NAUGHTY,STRAWBERRY- SWEET,PAPAYA- SIMPLE,APPLE- SEXY,GUAVA- FRANK,BANANA- ATTRACTIVE,WATERMELON- SMART,MANGO- CHILDISH..

(678) PLEASE OPEN UR EYES, SO THE SUN CAN RISE, FLOWERS CAN BLOSSOM, BIRDS CAN SING, AS ALL R WAITING TO SEE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE ON UR FACE & SAY GUD MORNING.R.K

(679) MY BIO- DATA:- NAME:"ABHIRAM "HOBBIES:PLAYNG WITH LIONS N TIGERS,SWIMMING IN TSUNAMI,SKATING IN VOLCANO,CATCHING BULLETS WEN SOME1 SHOOTS,RUNNING AGAINST PLANES N TRAINS.

(680) JUDGE: U R CROSSING THE LIMITS. LAWYER: 'KAUN SAALA 'AISA KEHTA HAI?. JUDGE: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME 'SAALA'? LAWYER: MY LOD, I SAID KAUN 'SA 'LAW' KEHTA HAI?

(681) FRIEND & FRIENDSHIP ! ITS PACKAGE OF FEELINGS..NOBODY CAN MAKE IT..NOBODY CAN DELETE IT..NOBODY CAN EXPLAIN IT..ONLY WE CAN FEEL IT!!

(682) HAI BOSS....BOSS MEANS,BROTHEROFSEVENSISTERS.....1.TRISHA,2.ILIYANA,3.HANSIKA,4.CHARMI,5.NYNATHARA,6.JENILIYA,7.SHRIYA.BYE BOSSBAVA...R.K

(683) 2002 Terroism 2003 Floods 2004 Tsunami 2005 Earthquake 2006 Rain 2007.......? "OKKA MAGADU"...."YAMMA DONGA"....bcare ful....!!! R.K

(684) BEAUTY IS 2 SEE, NOT 2 TOUCH, FRNDSIP IS 2 MAKE NOT 2 BREAK,WAT COMES & GOES IS CALLED A TREND,THE ONE WHO STAYS 4EVER IS CALLED A FRIEND.R.K

(685) NO SWEET MESSAGES..TO WISH..!NO COOL RINGTONES..TO SEND..!NO NICE PICTURES..TO FORWARD..!BUT, I'VE A TRUE HEART.R.K

(686) WHO R WE ?WHO IS HINDU?WHO IS MUSLIM?WHEN THERE'S ALI IN DIW-ALI AND RAM IN RAM-ZAN.HELP INDIA TO MAKE UNITY.SPREAD THIS SMS AS FAR AS U CAN....JAI HIND?.

(687) EVERY ONE WANTS TO BE THE SUN AND BRING BRIGHTNESS INTO UR LIFE,BUT I WANT TO BE THE MOON AND GIVE U LIGHT IN THE DARKEST MOMENTS OF UR LIFE.

(688) THESE ARE SOME OF THE ROMANTIC COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD.H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - HOPE OUR LOVE LASTS AND NEVER DIES.I.T.A.L.Y. - I TRUST AND LOVE YOU.L.I.B.Y. A. - LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL; YOU ALSO.AND THIS IS MY FAV...F.R.A.N.C.E. - FRIENDSHIP REMAINS AND NEVER COMES TO AN END...

(689) HEART SAID TO EYES DONT SEE GIRLS BECAUSE U R SEEING AND I AM SUFFERING. EYES SAID TO HEART DONT LOVE GIRLS BECAUSE U FEEL AND I CRY.

(690) IF TIMESLIPS AWAYWITOUT AMSGFRM MEU DNT HAV2 WORRYABT OURRELATIONSHIPCOZ FEELINGSBEYOND WORDSWIL ALWYSKEEP ME R OA YOU U .

(691) HARBHAJAN ON HIS FIRST NIGHT ASKED HIS WIFE "IS IT FIRST TIME FOR U?" SHE REPLIED"AREY BEVAKUF SPINNER KI EVADAINA OPENING ISTHRAA..?"

(692) A TRAFFIC LADY POLICE HAVING FIRST NIGHT WITH HER HUSBAND CHARGED FINE OF RS 100 FOR OVER SPEED , AND 150 RS FOR WRONG ENTRY AND 500 4 WITH OUT HELMET.

(693) I KNOW U ARE VERY GOOD IN ENGLISH U HAVE A TEST NOW NERA,NURA,BARA, KARA,RARA.. READ THIS WITHOUT "RA" U'LL FIND WHAT U ARE. HA HA HA HA..

(694) IF I REACHED FOR UR HAND,WILL YOU HOLD IT?IF I HOLD OUT MY ARMS,WILL YOU HUG ME?IF I GO FOR UR LIPS,WILL U KISS ME?IF I CAPTURE YOUR HEART,WILL U LOVE ME??

(695) SMILE IN PLEASURESMILE IN PAINSMILE WHEN TROUBLE POURS LIKE RAINSMILE WHEN SOMEONE HURTS YOUSMILE BECAUSE SOMEONE STILL LOVES TO SEE U SMILING!!

(696) SELECT ONE NUMBER AMONG D FOLOWING N I'L TEL U WHO'S MORE AFFECTIONATE 2WARDS U. 1 4 5 6 7 14 16 19 21. ANS:- 1 - GOD 4-FATHER 5 - MOTHER 7 - ME 6 -HUSBAND/WIFE 14 - BROTHERS 16 - SISTERS 19 - FRIEND 21 - LOVER. SEND TO UR FRIENDS AND SEE HOW INTERESTING....

(697) WEN UR LIFE IS IN DARKNESS,PRAY GOD ASK HIM2FREE FROM DARKNESS.IF U R STIL IN DARKNES PLZ PAY UR ELECTRICITY BILL. NOW SWITCH OFF D LITE SAVE ELECTRICITY.

(698) TEACHER : WHO IS MAHATMA GANDHI ? STUDENT : HE IS THE ONE WHO HELPED MUNNA BHAI TO IMPRESS HIS GIRLFRIEND.

(699) I KNOWU RSO-SO-SO-B-U-S-Y-BUT..FOR..3 SECONDS THINK OF ME 1... ..2... ..3...SO SWEET... NOW CONTINUE UR WORK!

(700) AN I.Q QUESTION: A SISTER SHOT HER BROTHER,THEN SHE PUT HIM IN WATER,THEN SHE HANGED HIM ON THREAD,AFTER DAT THEY LAUGHED AND WENT. NOW REPLY ME WHTS DAT.

(701) 2DAY IS 'WORLDS ROSE DAY' SEND DIS 2UR FRIENDS EVEN ME IF I'M 1OF UR FRNDS & SEE HW MANY U GET 2DAY.IF U GET 5MSGS U VL SURELY MARRY UR LOVED ONE.

(702) NEVER THINK MORE ABOUT PAST,IT BRINGS TEARS..DONT THINK MORE ABOUT FUTURE IT BRINGS FEARS..THINK MORE ABOUT "ME,ME,ME."ONLY MEWHICH BRING 'CHEERS'.

(703) NO FLOWER CAN TELL A LOVE?BUT ROSE CAN! NO FLOWER CAN LIVE IN WATER?BUT LOTUS CAN! NO MONKEY CAN READ SMS?BUT THIS MONKEY CAN DO!

(704) WHEN HEART BEATS IT SAYS 'LUB-DUB'.DO U KNOW WAT IT MEANS? LUB SAYS 'LIVE URLIFE BEST' & DUB SAYS'DO UR BEST IN LIFE....:-)ENJOY EVERY BEAT.

(705) WE R NOT OF SAME BLOOD... WE R BORN IN DIFF PLACES... WE HAV DIFF TASTES N LIFESTYLS BUT STIL OUR HEARTS R CONNECTED WITH A SINGLE FEELING CALLED FRIENDS.

(706) A KIND KISS IS ON THE FORHEADA SWEET KISS ON CHEEKSA PASSIONATE ON LIPSA ROMANTIC ON NECKBUTTHE HOTTEST KISS IS ON.....THE IRON BOX. ...

(707) A RELAXED MIND,A PEACEFUL SOUL,A JOYFUL SPIRIT,A HEALTHY BODY,N HEARTFUL OF LOVE. ALL THESE R MY WISHES 2 U.

(708) VERY GOOD STORY:A KING AND HIS QUEEN WENT FOR A LONG MORNING WALK....LET THEM COME BACK, ILL TELL U THE REMAINING STORY. HA HA HA..

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